Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML
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Top comments
CherishFlowers 0
The teller shouldn't have sterotyped you. You're not a stripper just because you have small bills... and she had no right to say that.
ladidadi 0
She should be fired! What a rude comment to make to a customer.
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Comments (207)
SigneRobertson 1
You should file a complaint. Really, that isn't an appropriate way to meet a costumer. First assuming you're a stripper and then saying "you're lucky we take your dirty money"... She should get fired.
Stupidstupidrat 0
I agree with #130, you should write that self-righteous hag up. It doesn't really matter that she thought you were a stripper, it's that she thought there was something morally wrong with it. I'm not saying it's the most squeaky-clean job around but if you're going to get righteous, get righteous at the customers, strippers are just making a living. If nothing else, presumably you're hot enough to be mistaken for a stripper. Kudos.
remysgal 0
I'm gonna say this is fake.. calling her 'honey' and judging her job as 'dirty' all in one sentence. No way. Also, no professional would ever talk that way.
Sipos 0
Complain to the bank. That's really unprofessional behaviour.
The_Cait 0
Get the bitch fired. There is nothing professional about the way she treated you as a customer.
1stFail103163 0
"no professional would talk like that"? If the teller was a human being it is very possible she was talking like that. You can't assume that they just wouldn't say that. The person was obviously a bitch, which is sadly quite common amongst humans.
shamille 5
see this is why you shouldn't apologize to people who are only doing their damn jobs. she should be lucky she gets to take your "dirty" money. What a ******* judgmental ho-bag bitch. But I guess it's not her fault for thinking the only profession that makes money in small bills is stripping. We have to blame her mother for that.
Icy_fml 0
Well the teller is an idiot and you obviously are very attractive. Quit your waitressing job and become a model.
lowgenius 0
There are two kinds of people who hate on strippers: the guys who are too ugly, creepy, or obnoxious to score a date that hot, and the women who wish they had the body to do the work.
greenltrn2003 0
WRONG! become a model, then quit your day job...be smart and realistic.
fuck_my_liz 0
i feel your pain