Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
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redblueviolet 0
I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake. OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.
Miso_Soupu 0
How could your body odor be that bad simply because you forgot deodorant? Perhaps you should try showering...
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masterrbASIAN 0
are you one of those ppl that smell like burger king? they upset me.
shauty43 0
daaamn i smell you through the phone you smell so bad
choiboy118 0
thts the most pointless fml ever b.c its lk no one commented on his B.O so how is that an fml??
lostinthelight 0
How is telling her off going to help anything, even if it wasn't her?
Cathica 8
So this was the basic plan: *Girl sits down* OP: "You stink. It's annoying, stop it. I am very disappointed in you, I expected better." Girl: "I'll try harder next time, OP, honest." If it was me I would slap you in the face. In conclusion, YDI.
deviable 9
I alway check if a smell is me, and unless there's only one other person around, I usually don't make assumptions. it was an easy mistake, but I guess next time you'll know better.
TheShiningSnow 5
It's really only an FML if you went through with the embarrassing plan to berate someone else for having BO. Yeah, it stinks, but there's other ways than humiliating a bitch to get through it. Just be lucky you kept your mouth shut and it was actually you.
Dsweetheart88 2
Dumass
IceMan11 23
Your beyond stink!
melikens 16
You can't "tell her off" for having bad B.O How rude are you?