Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
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redblueviolet 0
I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake. OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.
Miso_Soupu 0
How could your body odor be that bad simply because you forgot deodorant? Perhaps you should try showering...
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musicman909 0
I agree with 7.
Miso_Soupu 0
How could your body odor be that bad simply because you forgot deodorant? Perhaps you should try showering...
elisabethecstasy 0
Well you are quick to judge. Maybe a little more than deodorant is what you need.
rachexl 0
you were gonna tell her off for having BO? is that illegal now? i didnt get the memo. also, did you jog to class? if the answer is no, learn to shower. YDI x1000
noshitsherlock 0
hahaaha do you use fireman deodorant? YDI stinky savage idiot
ThunderLightTSV 31
Wow, a little vicious here aren't we? Can you make claws with your hands and go "rawr," children?
spitfire835 0
put simply, you make me sick. I swear I can smell you from here. oh wait, that's me! douche bag
Thunderbender 2
Ahh I love a good undenyable YDI
MissOriginal 0
....... Im still waiting for the FML.......
Shaynasdfjkl 0
Shit happens
DiminishedFifth 0
ill tell you off by telling you how stupid you are
robwilson 0
what's with the pic?