Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML
Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
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redblueviolet 0
I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake. OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.
Miso_Soupu 0
How could your body odor be that bad simply because you forgot deodorant? Perhaps you should try showering...
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Comments (116)
amberbby69 6
YDI. How do you forget to put on deodorant?! That's like one of the first things that goes on once you're out of the shower. Or after you change clothes if you decide not to shower before you leave.
onebadsummer 0
take a shower you nasty *****.
xxxsportygurlxxx 0
ewwww
drgnsf8 0
you're an idiot. you should have checked yourself first. typical- it's always someone elses fault isn't.
fireandice27 0
It's funny how in this thread everyone is saying "WUT WHY WOULD U SAY ANYTHING??" but in the other one about the guy who likes a girl with BO, everyone is saying "tell her, she should know"
celiba_fml 0
how long didn't you have a shower that you smell without deodorant? If you have clean clothes and have showered, one day without deodorant shouldn't hurt..
Arancaytar 0
It could have been much more embarrassing - you could have actually said something. So really, you're lucky.
Jaded4good 0
I envy your problems, mate.
nicamd1 4
shoulda sniffed yourself
youthink_fml 0
How could you smell that bad just forgetting to put on deodorant? Do you not shower?