Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TookaWooka666 0
Nice, not only was the joke bad to begin with but then you find out he is a diabetic, you kind of deserved that one.
robc32ca 4
wow. kind of explains why you were on a date instead of in a relationship...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (278)
Semirhage_fml 2
Everyone makes bad jokes, but I still don't see why a small zippered bag would cause a joke urge in the first place...
todder45 0
that's funny as shit....do u think he'll ask u on a second date? lol
todder45 0
agreed
wazdog 4
Boohoo the guy has diabetes. Sure it shouldn't be something to poke fun at but I don't see the big deal. If the date was offended by her bad joke, I'd say good riddance.
daddiedee 0
jack ass
daleftw 0
If you're hot that doesn't matter. He will bang you and then toss you to the curb. If you're not, then FHisL, and YDI!
cambam707 3
you are really insecure aren't you
fluorescentadole_fml 8
not really, I don't see the big deal
jculp 0
im diabetec type 1 and this is offensive
theluckygirl28 8
No, it's not. I'm type 1 also. You can't just expect people to know about a disease that they probably had no prior experience with. Though OP deserves it for bursting out laughing... even if it was a change purse, it's disrespectful to her date.
OhMeShell 3
Seriously dude, I don't get it either. I used to have to carry a blood sugar monitor and wasn't embarrassed about it... Granted, I'm a chick, and I can put it in my purse. Even so, unless he has some weird monitor or one that is 20 years old, I guarantee that it's small enough to fit in his pocket if he is that butt hurt about being seen with it. Unless, of course, he wears tight ass skinny jeans with no (or tiny) pockets, and in that case, he should be embarrassed already. Regardless, the reason for him carrying the bag has nothing to do with the joke that she made, no matter what was in the bag. She obviously didn't really think it was a change purse or she wouldn't have said it. *sigh*
nerdchic 5
she should be demeaning him on the first date or any date for that matter... that's ****** up op - I hope he dumps you on your ass