Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the floodgates are opening. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really hit it off with. Then he admitted that he was a recovering heroin addict and had to cut our date short to go to the methadone clinic. When I got home, I realized that my wallet was missing $40. I think he lied about the "recovering" part. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy and he kept winking at me. I thought it was really sweet until later that night he told me he had Tourette's. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
TookaWooka666 0
Nice, not only was the joke bad to begin with but then you find out he is a diabetic, you kind of deserved that one.
robc32ca 4
wow. kind of explains why you were on a date instead of in a relationship...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (278)
spanks__ 4
How does stubborn come into this? That fml never implied stubborn ness.
Livinia 11
So did he ask for a second date? (:
Lulicah 3
Wow, you're a bitch. That's not even funny
spanks__ 4
How rude of you to say such things about someone you don't even know! Poor judgment call, nothing more.
CourtneyMorgan 0
That was rude. YDI on this one. You shouldn't judge people.
sickbassist 0
what the he'll? there is nothing wrong with being diabetic! My dads diabetic you bitch!
deafeningsilence 8
...But... the FML says... nevermind...
WolfieZero 1
yeah, as somebody who carries a bag around for diabetes, you totally deserve that.
lingeman 0
I carry a full bag, in case I pass out and have a seizure...you obviously don't think before you speak.....life lesson?? I think so...
funindarain 5
As Simone who carries a bag of diabetic supplies, I understand the confusion and use my knowledge to educate those around me, so there are less mistakes and less reasons for me to be a spiteful person who only sees their own side of the story.
Ann23 7
hopefully you learned never to assume, instead simply ask!
rattusrattus 19
I'm diabetic. I have carried change and cash in my blood glucose kit on a couple of occassions. It works surprisingly well.
xXMagicPandaBear 0
Yeah I understand but she doesn't have to worry many people made fun of me without knowing what it was so at school I just carry it in my binder.I admit that was alittle un-called for but she didn't know,it seems like harmless kidding(I hope)
katie0945 0
Wowww assholee moveee
MuhammadsTeenGF 0
YDI for being rude to begin with.