Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
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Top comments
Geckofreak97 0
An 85? That's not that great. Most people I know get above 95.
tigrouficele2012 44
If she's impressed by an 85, clearly she's the dumb one.
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Comments (190)
bandgeek_bri 0
wow your extremely sensitive my friends do this all the time it's called a joke..
YoYoYo20_21_22 2
that's not an fml. please shut up and die.
iRyanJr 0
So your life is f@#$ed up because your friend called you stupid?...
x3herox3 0
( this is sad but) I got a 83% on a science exam. I got the 2nd highest in class. Highest was 86%
shaunosullivan11 0
don't really see the fml in this but ok.... you got called stupid by a friend... hardly an fml
lamargus 0
an 85 in my school is a C!
Zombie65 0
well if nothing else it sounds like you did better than you friend so at least you know your smarter than they are. however 85% hmmm
SereniLove 0
That's pretty nice that you're getting an A at 85%. My A is only accessible if you get 86% or higher. 80% is a B for us. And yes, I am from Canada.
Freeze_fml 17
Ooh, I want to contribute. Where I live, 90% - 100% is an A 80% - 89% is a B 70% - 79% is a C Anything < 70% is failing Canada sounds easy. Unless I'm misunderstanding something.
el_chicharito_14 0
this is the lamest fml I have ever heard