Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
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Top comments
Geckofreak97 0
An 85? That's not that great. Most people I know get above 95.
tigrouficele2012 44
If she's impressed by an 85, clearly she's the dumb one.
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Comments (190)
buddyweiser 0
so? you got an 85 who cares what he/she thinks
WTSchool 0
Or Asian mom. My mom is OCD for 100%'s. =_= If I get one question wrong, she questions the hell outta me.
Person1233 13
"WHY YOU GET B? YOU NOT B-SIAN, YOU ASIAN!" EDIT: I really hate FML's comment bug. This was supposed to be a reply to #21
harrypotterrfan1 0
totally agree with ya. I'm from russia but I'm Asian, I'm smart!
DankAssKeefSlump 0
AWWWWWWW
Bobissmall 13
In this FML: People talking about how they can do better than 85% Seriously, i don't think there are many exams ive ever taken where you need to get 100% Must be a over the pond kind of thing.
landland 0
no I think you mean over achievers
FerrariCake 2
"How did you pull it off?" Are you sure she was talking about the exam?
mattNL 0
You people must have some easy test in USA.. every class atleast 80%on your reportcard and you graduated cum laude in here. that's a hell of a performance in here:) GJ and f your friends life for not believing
Freeze_fml 17
I felt stupid trying to read your comment.
Cinn_fml 23
He says he's from Holland, so unless you can speak perfect Dutch, Freeze... (This made more sense before Freeze edited his comment)
substitutes 0
um op lives in Canada not the USA
hhaalleeyy 0
I saw your bio that you live in NL! Please come get me and take me back! haha I'm in America for college, planning to move back in a few years but i can't wait that long! I miss holland!! :( haha
mattNL 0
that's nice! I'm visiting America next year again. sorry for not writing everything as it should be written. had some drinks last night ( time difference) and didn't really check for errors. will do next time I place a comment. but hey enjoy America, I know it's awesome out there, but Amsterdam is waiting for you to get back;) grtz
tman1348 0
People can be so mean. :/ FYL
Mirorbo 27
You ACTUALLY study rather than text all night to everyone on your cellphone list like her? Something's wrong with you, darling.
Mirorbo 27
Oh, of course! I'm a little bit behind in the times as usual. Thank you for clearing that up!~
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
No.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
^Disregard that.
missysangel 4
mroho, anime freak, or whatever, who studies to get a friggim 85????? that score sux. i dont study and i get 95s-100
cgchamp89 7
okay why brag...
robo_panda 0
aww shucks!!