Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
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Top comments
Geckofreak97 0
An 85? That's not that great. Most people I know get above 95.
tigrouficele2012 44
If she's impressed by an 85, clearly she's the dumb one.
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Comments (190)
FaberDriveLuv 5
Op is from Ontario, an 85 is an A here. Our passing grade in Canada is a 50% :P
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
dat bcuz cunadeanz so dum dry had 2 lower so to b nice n retarts wooden fale!
FaberDriveLuv 5
There are other countries that have a passing mark of 50% Just because our passing mark is lower, doesn't mean our education is easier. Like 63 said, 85% in Canada equals a 95% in the States.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I'm kidding. Anyway it's probably cuz the work is harder, like in my AP classes an A is worth more for your GPA than an A in a regular class, but it's a lot more work to make an A in those classes.
madman300 8
#49, Passing grade is 60 in Alberta- Damn Ontarians thinking that they're the only province..
bigbadtim 7
85% is not a bad mark at all, especially in math. (My least favorite subject.). Your friend is probably just joking. On a side note, the Canadian education system is harder then the American system. So an 85% in Canada is 95% or higher in the USA.
twilightlvr0899 0
number 1, has anyone evr called u a nerd? haha jk
Geckofreak97 0
Yes, people have called me a nerd. None of which are still alive. They died young, if you catch my drift.
syedlink27 0
this FML fails miserably
Biancaisbizarre 0
Bad iicaptain! You are Asian. You're suppose to get As all the time. What do you think the A in Asian is for?
asm1129 1
wow. is 85 percent really your idea of smart?
bebacklater 0
thats what friends are for !:)
I_Deserved_It 10
EDIT: Disregard comment.
dickster 0
It's a sad day when 85 is a good grade... I only accept 95 and above. way to be average.
foxhoundd 0
no really how you pull it off