Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I took my Spanish test, and I felt very confident. I got the test back later, and saw my teacher had written on it: "Congrats on the 94%, but I know you cheated." FML
Today, I found out I got a 97 on my physics final exam. I was curious about the question I missed, so I went up to my teacher and asked. He was very confused and checked my grade again before telling me, "Oh my bad, it was meant to be a 79." FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
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Geckofreak97 0
An 85? That's not that great. Most people I know get above 95.
tigrouficele2012 44
If she's impressed by an 85, clearly she's the dumb one.
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Comments (190)
hghiPigh 0
you got 85 % and consider yourself smart? sad.
sk8erd 15
don't worry about I do terrible on tests and good on quizzes and I ain't smart
cgchamp89 7
LOL
tookietookie123 5
Hah I got a 100% on my World history benchmark... Now that's smart!!! And I did absolutely no studying or no cheating...
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
85... that could be an awesome score... "bragging smart"... possibly... It depends on the class AND the teacher... I took linear algebra in college.. had a 78 based on a curve... that was a FAILING grade... and that class was a bitch and the prof was tough.... I studied my ass off and scored a near perfect final and ended up with a 84... a C-...... so it's subjective.... next time tell her " jam it where the sun doesn't shine or do better at it than me before u open your pie-hole!!"
holymolyconoly 0
I bet ur a dumb f***k
Leke59 2
WOW I have a friend like that who thinks she's the smartest thing out there and that everyone else is DUMB compared to her. Truth is, she's a whiny bitch whose been spoiled her whole life and has as much common sense as a spoon. Not to mention she's all for the "dumb blonde" look, which is ironic when she makes it out to be that she's so 'smart'. Sorry I ranted for a bit there.....
adorkable_spazz 0
lol why is she still your friend?
Leke59 2
she's in my same circle of friends, sigh
mycatisgay 0
an 85 is amazing, and i get called dumb everydaaay
babygirldhayes 0
ur friend is mean she thinks ur nt smart and she's asking u how u pulled it off freak her thn
babygirldhayes 0
sin gets on my nerves she thinks she knows everything about anything I tell her to SHUT-UP