Today, I can officially say my parents spend more time with my cheating ex than me. Today is Sunday, and since Monday they have visited her on 4 days, leaving three days for me to see them, but on two of those days I had work, so I have visited my own parents once this week, while they saw her 4 times. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, my parents are so in love with my ex, they still think it’s my fault she felt unloved enough to cheat with another man. They constantly try to convince me to take her back and become stepdad to the child she conceived with the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, I get as much time with the woman of my dreams as I do with my children: One day, every two weeks. She lives with me. They don't. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, my mom still spends time with my ex because, as she puts it, we might be divorced now but there’s no reason they can’t still be friends. This is the woman who tricked me into raising another man’s baby for three months before I got suspicious and got a paternity test. Screw you mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else, my parents offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML
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Top comments
mike3775 39
Maybe you should consider not seeing your parents for a bit and see how they react. If they don’t reach out, it means you can cut them out of your life. I understand you may want to see your parents, but it seems they would rather see your ex more than you
Crowned Sataness 12
As much as it sucks, it would really be wise to deliberately limit contact with them until they cut her off. unfortunately they have chosen their side, and they may be telling her everything they know about you
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RichardPencil 32
They probably found dudes for her to bang while you were an absent workaholic.
mike3775 39
Maybe you should consider not seeing your parents for a bit and see how they react. If they don’t reach out, it means you can cut them out of your life. I understand you may want to see your parents, but it seems they would rather see your ex more than you
Crowned Sataness 12
As much as it sucks, it would really be wise to deliberately limit contact with them until they cut her off. unfortunately they have chosen their side, and they may be telling her everything they know about you
core01 30
You could try talking to them, but running away might work too.
Rake 18
Why would your parents meet with your ex even once?