Today, I'm travelling across the country with my family. My grandma thought it would be a good idea to take her shoes off. It's been 5 minutes and my eyes are watering from the stench. We still have over 200 miles left until we get home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML
Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML
Today, after wearing high heels all day, I took them off in the car, and sat cross-legged. My husband immediately threw a fit beside me, claiming my feet were disgusting and "smelled bad." He pulled into a parking lot and threatened to leave me there unless I put them back on. FML
Today, I woke up early to travel to the office headquarters 3.5 hours away for important meetings. After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realised I was wearing my woolen house slippers. They were the only pair of shoes I'd brought on the trip. FML
Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML
Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML
Today, I spent most of the day with my stinkiest co-worker's soggy shoes level with my face. FML
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thetacosniper 14
Politely throw her out the window. Problem solved!
Awesomeify 15
Pro-tip, roll down the windows and buy air fresheners at a gas station. Best of luck!
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Comments (36)
margehh 10
This is when nose plugs come in handy!
margehh 10
Studies show it only takes 10 minutes to get used to a bad smell where you won't smell it any longer. So hold your breath a little longer OP!
TMWhisp 22
Just take a deep breath, man, and visualize yourself breathing.
trucker2 33
So granny's rotten.
WOTAN1488 24
:(
madhattedlady 12
Your post is in ifunny I think it's featured
phreaker913 21
roll down a window?
LadyLiani 28
If you can't roll down a window, pull your shirt over your nose.
FitFriday 32
Tell her to put her feet out the window, problem solved
Witchylady 18
Make her take s whiff of her stinky shoes. She will pass out and then you can put the shoes back on her feet. But seriously can't someone tell her that her feet stink.