Antivax idiot
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
Today, I got my one year-old daughter vaccinated. My wife tried to leave me, because she's "never felt more betrayed". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
Today, after my girlfriend of a year got accidentally pregnant, we were discussing it, and she only just now revealed she thinks vaccines are an evil conspiracy between hospitals and drug companies, and she’s carrying my baby. The next 18 years with this mad woman are not going to go well. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, while preparing to celebrate my daughter's second birthday, we all discovered we got a present: COVID. We're all vaccinated, but still feel like shit. FML
Today, one year after giving my girlfriend an ultimatum that if she aborted our baby, then I would leave, she had the baby… and then left it with me. Now I'm stuck as a single parent while she is out living the high life, wanting nothing to do with either of us. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, I found out my wife's sister is an antivaxxer, and my wife is headed that way too. Our first baby is due next February. FML
Today, I hate the government for starting talking about vaccine passports and mandating the Covid-19 vaccine, because I almost had my wife convinced to go get it, and now she's all, "I'm not doing something they are telling me I have to do. I'm not a sheep." FML
Today, my wife opted for a home birth with a nurse and her mother. Her mother is such a baby-feral, men-are-bastards, hippie feminist dragon that not only did she yell at me when I tried to be in the room, she has now pushed me out of the house. I ended up sat in my car with only one shoe and no phone. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
Divorce and Sue for custody dude... Her refusing to vaccinate your child is actively putting her at risk of death of serious harm.
tmj25789 23
jesus **** is the correct response. I love how people wont vaccinate their children but they are vaccinated. you did the right thing by making sure your child is taken care of. some people need more education.
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Comments (24)
Agent JPN 9
Let her leave.. in fact insist on it. Stupidity appears to be catching and you don't want to infect your daughter.
Virids 13
I'd tell her not to reproduce but... yeah... Kudos for getting her vaccinated though.
Lukr 8
I think not even family courts can be biased enough to give her the kids...
darkshadus 10
Family courts are always stacked against the fathers. She would have to almost kill the kid before the father gets them but if the father smacked them on the butt once he can forget getting even partial cutody. The father has to prove she is unfit wwhile also proving he is fit while the wife can just accuse without evidence and he is suddenly unfit
Lukr 8
But not even family courts can be THIS biased. I mean she clearly doesn't have the chulds best interests in mind
stormborns 4
But wait, is she mad that you vaccinated your daughter or is she mad that she didn't get to go with you? Because if it's the first one this woman is crazy, but I can sort of understand the second, especially if it's the first time.
KIEdekka 14
Pal, if she's that uncaring towards her child's health, I'd leave her. Take the kid, all your stuff, and kick her to the curb. Vaccines are especially important in youths, as their immune systems are still developing, and don't have many antibody types.
newwitch2010 11
Betrayed? For trying to make sure your child is safe from anti-vax idiots like your S. O.? Time to find a new girlfriend I think.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
She "tried to" leave? How did that work, exactly? She couldn't find the door?
ViviMage 40
I had shots way before one year old. Is this the first time you could pry the child away to get any vaccinations?
Gofuckyourself 24
Betrayed because she missed such a "special" moment of your baby being vaccinated or betrayed because you didn't tell her? Regardless, you married someone who clearly isn't educated on children.
hollynicole538 15
I wish the button said “I agree, your wife sucks” instead of “life”...