Chihuahuanope
Lincoln, United States
An Expensive Snack
Today, my girlfriend's 2lb chihuahua ate 500 dollars worth of textbook. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
cherokeems
Harriman, United States
Today, my 8-month-old dog decided to decorate the living room by tearing apart a rented college textbook, the reference guide that went with it, and part of a color therapy book. FML
TDCC
United States
Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML
iet_Wyrda
Verneuil-sur-seine, France
Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML
Anonymous
It was an accident, I swear
Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Pups4Cups
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Anonymous
Airdrie, Canada
Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Hesjustapuppy
Kalamazoo, United States
Today, while I have never been able to say my dog ate my homework, I do get to call several people and tell them my dog ate my wallet. He even chewed up my driver's license. FML
Anonymous
United States
Naughty boy
Today, seconds after my mom put my Yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
I think I would rather have a rat for a pet than a chihuahua - It's the same same, just as ugly, and much quieter.
Rawrshi 25
So approximately 50 pages?
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Comments (25)
Hippo_Holiday 19
I guess you can say that the dog at your homework *badummtsss*
A Frenchy in Eire 31
Jesus Christ, 500 dollars for a freaking book? Why is education so insanely expensive in the US?
apossessedbagel 14
Because in the US, institutions of higher education are businesses, plain and simple, even if they are funded partly by the state. Making books cost half of a kidney is a great way to offset expenditures.
TheGermanCoon 3
Maybe you should eat the chihuahua.
picax8398 12
Punt that thing over the fence
ultrahappyman 4
drop kick it (jk don't do that)
jcash52426 5
I would kick that Chihuahua like jack black kicked will Ferrells dog in anchorman.
Bearsmomma 30
You should keep expensive and valuable items up where the dog cannot destroy them. If the dog eats books, I'm sure its destructive in other areas too. Likely, you knew it and knew better than to leave a book out.
ojosRojos 28
Chiwhywhyyy??