Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All sexed up
Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Galo
🌶️ Spicy
He enjoyed himself way too much
Today, I had to clean cum from one of the seats of the movie theater where I work at as a cleaner. FML
Anonymous
Not what you think
Today, I was running late to work so I started getting dressed and brushing my teeth. I got to work 5 minutes late, which is when noticed a toothpaste stain on my shirt. I thought it looked identical to a cum stain, and the worst part was I was wearing black, so it was noticeable. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, United States
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Dribble drizzle
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Anonymous
Great look
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
SnotScrubber
Tulsa, United States
Disgusting
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
g_unit
Canada
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
ewwgross
United States
Bad hair day
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
notmine
New Delhi, India
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
RetailJocky
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Tarred
Today, at work, a bag of driveway repair tar split and spilled on my arms and hands. Not only does it stain and pull out any arm hair it touches, the stains also look like I was playing in dog poop. FML
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smokeymcpottt 3
He tried to get your hair pregnant.
UnicornsDoExist 0
There's this thing called a shower. It's new and everything, but t does work.
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xMexicanXJesusx 0
Fail.
FamiliarStranger 2
That's what happens when you work as a prostitute :/
klynhunter 0
or what happens when you try to spice things up. it's not the 1900s anymore. a girls gotta do more than show her shoulder to give the bedroom that extra zing that everyone wants.
DsStunna43 0
Nothing wrong with her taking it like a champ if that's her thing, but being a prostitute is the only reasonable excuse for having cum in the hair at work. Its called a shower. She new damn well she got plastered the night before! lol
CaRe_BeAr_23 0
gross seems like someone didn't clean up after sex lol
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Shower?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Please refer to #32, under #12.
TheWhiteBunny 3
Wait op that was you? I'm so sorry. My eyesight isn't what it use to be. Your head looked like a sexy lop bunny so I humped it.
savourthisbullsh 2
FYL if you're a virgin.
Paula231_fml 0
She wasn't a sleep dumbass :) have a nice day ma'am
mylifesgay 0
That's why u take showers.
nikkired 0
If you're not going to shower before going to work, you better learn to swallow.
martyh27 2
Finally! It took someone from Steeler Nation to come up with a workable solution.
friker 0
like.