Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All sexed up
Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Galo
🌶️ Spicy
He enjoyed himself way too much
Today, I had to clean cum from one of the seats of the movie theater where I work at as a cleaner. FML
Anonymous
Not what you think
Today, I was running late to work so I started getting dressed and brushing my teeth. I got to work 5 minutes late, which is when noticed a toothpaste stain on my shirt. I thought it looked identical to a cum stain, and the worst part was I was wearing black, so it was noticeable. FML
Anonymous
Vancouver, United States
Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Dribble drizzle
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Anonymous
Great look
Today, I had a conversation with my work crush. I walked back to my office, only to realize I had breakfast in my hair. I had oatmeal for breakfast, and it looked like puke. FML
SnotScrubber
Tulsa, United States
Disgusting
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
g_unit
Canada
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
ewwgross
United States
Bad hair day
Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML
notmine
New Delhi, India
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
RetailJocky
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Tarred
Today, at work, a bag of driveway repair tar split and spilled on my arms and hands. Not only does it stain and pull out any arm hair it touches, the stains also look like I was playing in dog poop. FML
Top comments
smokeymcpottt 3
He tried to get your hair pregnant.
UnicornsDoExist 0
There's this thing called a shower. It's new and everything, but t does work.
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iamchuck 0
That's just another day for a crack *****.
klynhunter 0
oh yeah, cause decent girls can't have fun at home with their guy.
kai_li 8
Decent girls can have fun with their guys at home. However decent girls know what personal hygiene is. I hate when people come to work/class smelling of sex. It's called a shower. We are no longer living in the MIddle Ages.
klynhunter 0
shit happens. he coulda snatched her up when she didn't have time to search every inch of her. she could have really long hair, which makes it hard to find. people here are way to judgmental.
xpopcorn 0
and Ur still not!! hahaha
marinus_fml 20
At least it wasn't wet, right?!
maphineRAWRS 10
LOL
marinus_fml 20
Josie! That is inappropriate haha!
maphineRAWRS 10
says the guy talking about wet cum :P
Fortuitous 0
Well, we know now that it's the only thing that's hard.
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
lol you guys crack me up
Just_Me146 0
See, if you worked as a prozzy, that wouldn't matter ;D
phoenixfire555 0
as long as nobody noticed, besides it may have looked like dandruff at least dandruff would be better.
NomadsReqium 0
WTF wow!!
newmxr 0
lol sounds like it's happend b4 if ya know it's cum
Samyy27 0
hair pregnancy can be a bitch. heads up;)
dannyswin 0
win
luchie_fml 0
hygiene fail. ydi
Chr0nicdreamz 0
oompa loompa ftw
CurlyChica808 4
You look like the unfortunate victim of an explosion at an orange juice factory.
artisticninja713 13
take a shower sheesh :|