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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I was pulled over and administered a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence. I was completely sober, and, apparently, I suck at driving. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

Take driving lessons

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bignardz101 14

Women shouldn't drive

You also suck at knowing how to use condoms

bignardz101 14

Women drivers

You really suck

most definitely a chick, they are the worst drivers

that would be one of the signs

You must be Asian.

You are bad and you should feel bad!

How about putting your phone away?

stop sucking