Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
All over the place
Today, I was pulled over and administered a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence. I was completely sober, and, apparently, I suck at driving. FML
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saIty 17
Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.
TipOfTheHat 10
Take driving lessons
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dcgriffith_fml 8
Five bucks says a girl posted this ....
SenselessPattern 12
5 bucks, but they have to have a nice rack as well otherwise no deal.
lilhellian 27
I saw the State Farm commercial on the internet.. So the fact the she got the check not the guy means girls are better driver.. We all know you can't put anything on the internet that is a lie...
Cbizzlez 10
The moderators must be running low on FML's right now
saIty 17
Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.
ThisisaPun 5
"I promise, I didn't have any alcohol tonight, just hold my beer so I can show you my receipt from the bar."
jetsown08 21
What's the officer, problem?
FlyingPie 17
Shouldn't it be spelled "occifer"? :P
tiptoppc 21
“Nice *****, Offiter!”
skip_m 6
Drinking may fix that then?
lilhellian 27
No! It'll make it worse.. .-. Logic these days..
JustJumped 22
Only if he's Bender
Clioo_fml 17
It's a good thing practice makes perfect.
TwoOneFive 11
If your that bad at driving, take a driving course
ThisisaPun 5
Maybe, you should use a bike, with training wheels and the next time a officer pulls you over for drunk driving you take the bike out and ride away with your middle finger in the air.
aJaguarinRed 9
Oh come on! Why the thumb down? You have to admit that would be damn funny!
SlenderMann 10
Well look at the bright side OP, at least nobody got hurt.
bhujwala 2
You should get hella rich, buy a Rolls Royce, and get a driver to drive you around
MatteKudasai 17
......how?
Church_Vii 4
Get a degree in anything but psychology.
igive 29
Or art.
HortonThelephant 15
At least you didn't ask him if HE was drunk. They don't like that...