notasgood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
All in the family
Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cougartown
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
dumped
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Wigan, United Kingdom
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mommy's bravest boy
Today, my ex broke up with me because his mom didn't like me. He was visiting me across the country at the time, and still had a few days left. He had the audacity to still ask to sleep with me. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Anonymous
Estonia
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Appeal to nature
Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML
fmlfromnorway
Nedre Frei, Norway
Corruption
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
anonbob
New Zealand
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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Anonymous874598 0
Actually its good news. Now he has dumped you, you can sleep with his father.
jair_lhao 0
well if you liked him enough to date him the. your definitly going to love him as a step father <3 yay u win :)
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Comments (106)
umerin 32
At least he didn't cheat...?
dragonrider1959 18
Who could feel right about that at all! He's an asshole and your mom is a bitch. I wouldn't talk to the guy at all ever again or your mom unless she breaks it off with the guy and begs your forgiveness and regrets doing what she did
TheLynx_fml 20
That's ****** up nine ways from Sunday
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
What a great mother