Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, after spending a few minutes de-icing my car and leaving the heat on so it would warm up, I slipped as I was entering the car and hit my head on the door, causing it to close and lock. I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it. Class started ten minutes ago. FML
Today, I tried to sneak in at 2 a.m. after going out, since I'm 16, but I tripped over a pair of slippers and landed flat on my face. My body fell quietly, but I let out a very loud and guttural, "Oof." After about a minute, I lifted my face to see my mom standing over me. I'm now grounded for 3 days. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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Top comments
Capybara 0
If this is true, then you really could have endangered a lot of people. What if you had passed out and swerved into a neighbor's yard or something? Still, I agree. Your mom is a bitch.
JohnnyViola 0
What a bitch.
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Comments (101)
DanInRealLife 0
sounds like my dad. alot like my dad. he laughs at me when i get hurt.
ltornetta 0
cool
thebigO_fml 0
Sounds like my mom!!! I am sorry to tell you that they only get more crazy!
SamuraiDeli 0
Do you goof off and give her shit a lot?
arms_akimbo 0
You bashed your head and decided to drive to the hospital. And then you used a phone while driving. I'd ground you too.
FuzzMonkey09 0
#23, 36 are idiotic bastards and so is the OP's mom.
QueenBee127 0
I'd cut out clippings from the paper of what happened to Natasha Richardson and hand them over to mommy dearest. As for driving, sometimes when you hit your head, judgement is impared and you do things you wouldn't do in a proper state. Combine that with the panic of seeing your own blood, it's fair enough to give the poster a break.
Dors 0
I think we have the same mum?? "Im sick of your shit" will be on my mums gravestone!! baaahahaha!! hope your ok though!?
JCM_fml 0
yeah your mom does sound like a bitch, but to me it seems like you shouldn't have been driving in that condition. she was probly mad because it sounds like you **** around with her alot
shehzeenahmed 0
there was some type of FML about someone else hitting their head, and im going to tell you the same thing i told them...make sure you get some type of scan done. obviously, you went to the hospital, so hopefully the doctors are smart enough to check that out. but what can seem to be minor head injuries, can turn out to be something very serious a couple weeks later. i hope you feel better, and yeah, your mom sucks. your mom and my mom would get along very well.