Today, my perfectly healthy grandmother came to stay for Christmas. First, she persuaded my family to give her my bedroom. That would have been fine, until she demanded she should also have a bucket to piss in under my bed too. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML
Today, I visited my Aunt in hospital. Another patient got jealous, so she threw a tantrum. She threw things at us, pulled her drip out, threw herself to the floor, screamed, pounded the floor with her fists and pissed herself. My aunt is still waiting for a new room, and the staff blame me. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML
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colton_colton 50
Say, "Here, you can use mine."
Emma1562 35
Maybe does she have a bladder infection or a weak bladder? That or she's just lazy
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Comments (43)
torn616 7
Don't you just hate it when someone pisses in a bucket near your bed, instead of grandma's face. That old urine sponge.
Hildy93 21
Just say no
imStoneCold 7
Old people are awesome.
TheLastCenturion 19
*horrible. FTFY
Fmlreadermostly 20
Your parents couldn't let her use their room? She is one of their moms and 1/4 of the reason you are alive. On the bright side, I don't think it is that bad. She probably has bladder trouble. It is better for her to ask for it than to be pissing on your bed or your carpet. Good luck, OP!
revolvearoundme 15
It's not that uncommon, just one of those things people don't talk about much. Usually it's more of a just in case type thing. Like keeping a spare set of clothes in your trunk. A couple of my grandmother kept bedpans under the bed just in case. FYI they're also brilliant if you're sick or wake up and need to hurl.
BawlmerHon24 17
Be lucky she asked for a bucket instead of just pissing the bed.
ftloosenfanzfree 7
I don't care how healthy you think she is, you shouldn't even need to be *persuaded* to give up your room for her. I would give up my bedroom for any guest, but *especially* for elderly guests. FHL for having such a shitty grandson.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
That's good for you and all. But actually, people can do as they please with their own space. I've always been a very private person and like my own space-- even sleepovers used to make me anxious-- and since I was young whenever we had a guest over, I ALWAYS had to give up my room and I HATED it. No matter who it was; close family, distant family, a friend... call me selfish but it was MY personal space and I didn't want to give it up. I'm in my 20's now and I'm the same way. Some people simply don't like it, and guess what; if you don't want to give it up, you shouldn't be forced to. Plus, I'm sorry, but a bucket to piss in is absolutely disgusting in somebody elses room. If OPs grandmother is indeed perfectly healthy then there's absolutely no reason why she would need to do that other than to be difficult.
wow2mylife 25
better than vagade or how ever you spell it jk but my room smell like mint for like 4-6 months when she stayed
pancakessdsjsn 17
Define "perfectly healthy"...
DemCideOhShiz 8
piss on that idea!