Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
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enonymous 9
Choo Choo all aboard the fail train...
SwiftFaux 0
Don't put yourself down, your mom is just trippin'. Oh wait...
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Comments (75)
leadman1989 16
You - ooh piece of candy
DDpandaz 0
I wonder how many guys yelled "I object!" after seeing her bare back
sexaaydino 14
Hahah omg AWKWARD
mkav06 0
It give people something to talk about, you'll look back on it and laugh someday.
MeMareeh 0
OP this is one of those times that you and everyone else will look back on as a fond memory that will make everyone laugh, even your mom. It's hard to hold a grudge when laughter is involved. :o)
RedPillSucks 33
Unless they're all laughing at you....
Jigga3 21
Triple fml
KiddNYC1O 22
Roarrr! Bridezillas!!
YahImThatGuy 0
To be honest, if you're old enough to have a daughter that age, I'm presuming this isn't her first marriage. If that's the case, then she shouldn't be having an elaborate wedding anyway. Just courthouse and done. Who wants to go to their mom or dad's second or third wedding? I know I didn't.
bnwranbo 2
Well, I know in my situation I was supposed to be the flower girl at my parents wedding. It was my dad's second wedding, but my mom's first. I ended up sick and not allowed to go to the wedding, but still. It's extremely possible that it was the mother's first wedding, especially in today's age where people are having kids out of wedlock.
Pool8oi 0
good job
bubo_fml 11
I hope she didn't say, "You little bastard!" (After all, it's your MOTHER that's getting married! ;)