Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
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error404n0tf0und 21
just laugh awkwardly until they get confused
JennyK1414 13
It's all good.. I'm a cashier and once a really cute guy came through my lane and was flirting with me. He came back through again because he forgot something. It was a pregnancy test.
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Comments (95)
KimmyCupZ 21
They laugh at you but they're the ones who are ugly on the inside. Don't let thier rudeness get you down, OP.
Pinkfun69 4
Little bitches, forget them.
JMichael 26
Ah don't you just love rude customers? Makes you want to strangle a kitten..not that I'd actually do that. I like kittens..just no cats. They're evil.
bubblyhayley 16
even if u ad special needs u shouldn't be spoken to like a five year old if you're 15! how unprofessional
buddy_J 16
I think you commented this on the wrong FML post
buddy_J 16
Most likely they were laughing at a joke between them and when you asked they said that just to laugh more. It's a common thing to kids and teens to say stuff like that
brittanyrose329 17
Story of my lifeee. But it'll be okay, op. They were probably 12, and haven't had the right parenting.
ecascio2010 9
These bitches need to be taught a lesson.
Bloink 25
It sounds like they are joking
strawberryice8 1
I would have started laughing and said you don't have a job right now this could be your future ha!
Norris_FTW_77 9
Just remember it's a job, not a career. Use all the crappy people who you have to deal with as motivation to achieve more out of life. We've all started there and hated it.