Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML
Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
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error404n0tf0und 21
just laugh awkwardly until they get confused
JennyK1414 13
It's all good.. I'm a cashier and once a really cute guy came through my lane and was flirting with me. He came back through again because he forgot something. It was a pregnancy test.
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Comments (95)
Mysterious_one 26
you are a naggy bitch.. why asking them? you are too nosy
TheAngryPrincess 3
They're just losers. Ignore them.
imaginarium99 9
Those bitches!
bazookajoey 27
Pay no attention to people like that, the ones who judge without knowing. You don't live to please them & Karamas a bitch
dark_angel4121 12
On intercom speaker: "Attention customers, we have some bitches in lane two. I repeat, total bitches in line two." That's what I would have done.
sikunt89_fml 16
I'd be embarrassed if someone I was with treated the person serving us like that, how rude.
djPanda 8
And that's why your not supposed to ask women that kind of shit
AmorVitae93 6
u you should have started laughing hysterically and stated you guys don't own a mirror do you
Chokapontas 9
YOU are the bigger person for not stooping to their level and retaliating!! I used to be a cashier and hated it, but just remember that you're hard work and diligence will pay off in the end!
jixiekat 14
why would you ask them that? its just kind of personal conversation between them