Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend writes erotic fiction describing all of my moves in intimate detail. The whole internet gets to critique my entire sexual repertoire. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
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superminty 18
Mmmm, yeah....henceforth, subsequently. Keep going, don't stop.
perdix 31
I'm pleased that the OP finds grammatical devices stimulating, moreover that these devices outshine the exotic content, although this seems dubious. Nevertheless, the OP has expressed this preference, albeit unusual, which one most of us haven't considered heretofore is undoubtedly a real one, thus we have to seek ways to please readers like the OP henceforth. Was that as good for you as it was for me?
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Comments (87)
chimichangaballs 7
Sapiosexual: A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use
kriz_allizwell 6
Unemployed english majors, unemployed english majors everywhere...
BrEnNo1023 5
I think we should all be glad that someone, somewhere out there, is using good grammar in a genre filled with such delightful instances as the bastardised word 'cum'; forthrightly, we must be grateful!
melissatyson9 6
I'm sure u liked the book & the word is what set u off after all the tension
melissatyson9 6
I'm sure u liked the book ;) but the word is wat set u off after all that tension.. E.g ".......... & was juicy thereafter"
dukefoiegras 7
English major at its finest. That's hot...
SRU_Toronto 5
Fifty Shades of Grey?
DRush_fml 12
Um, nerd rofl
Albixr 8
Happens to me all the time.
Serisent 26
I don't know, with the way that grammar works these days I would probably be in much the same shape.