Quinnald · 20 April 2023, 12:00

I know that smell

Today, I had to call the cops at 10:30 at night because of the meth smoke from my neighbor burning my nostrils, with a heavy waft of cigarette covering it up. They never smoke cigarettes, except as a less-than-average way to cover up the drugs that I can pinpoint after being at two different shelters in Denver and Boulder. FML

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Anonymous · 6 April 2023, 06:00 ·Australia

Petrol head

Today, while on a road trip with my friends, we stopped at a gas station to fill up. While I was pumping gas, a gust of wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. When I picked it up, my hands were covered in gasoline, so I smelled like a gas station for the rest of the trip. FML

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can’t prove it · 31 March 2023, 10:00 ·United States

Stinked out

Today, my ex dumped a couple cans of smoked oysters, tuna, and canned salmon down the vent to my floor heater. She won’t admit to it, just smirked when I confronted her. I have no way to prove she did it and my house smells so bad I can’t stand to be in it. FML

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_akwardsituation · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Right under my nose

Today, I realized the odd smell I've been trying to get out of the house is actually coming from me. FML

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Uber Chad · 25 March 2023, 10:00 ·San Diego, United States

Whiffy

Today, I was in a rush to get to work and forgot to put on deodorant. I didn't realize until my coworker told me I smelled like a gym sock. FML

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Anonymous · 16 March 2023, 14:00 ·United States

LET ME OUT!

Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a group of people who smelled like they bathed in garlic. It was so bad that I'm pretty sure Dracula would have tried to claw his way out. FML

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speedstick · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·United States

The pits

Today, I received an anonymous letter telling me that I smell bad, and suggesting that I wear more deodorant. Apparently my BO is so bad that someone feels the need to stalk me to point it out. FML

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childhoodupinsmoke · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Austin, United States

Nostalgia

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes. FML

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Anonymous · 10 February 2023, 22:00 ·Australia

Working conditions

Today, I'm sitting in a disgustingly hot office with all the windows thrown open. There is no fan, and the owner won't let us use the air conditioner. The smell of mold permeates the room from the ceiling, giving me headaches by the end of the day. The owner refuses to get someone in to clean it. I can't quit. FML

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Anonymous · 6 January 2023, 21:00 ·Australia

My house now

Today, my house got its annual visit from a cat that lives down the street. My dogs did nothing to chase it away, and it marked its territory. I have a very sensitive nose, but I can't find where the smell is coming from for the life of me. I am also highly susceptible to migraines, and cat piss triggers them. FML

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Anonymous · 25 December 2022, 12:00

Long flight, enduring smell

Today, the line for the bathroom on my flight was so long that the passenger next to me couldn't hold it any longer, so he just let it all loose in his pants. FML

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balls · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·Santa Clara, United States

Deez nutz

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

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Kayla · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Mesa, United States

Where's that coming from?

Today, I freaked out because of the smell of rotting eggs lingering in my apartment. I soon discovered it was my boyfriend's feet. FML

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yuckmouth! · 28 November 2022, 10:00 🌶️ Spicy

Sexy time

Today, having been in a bit of a dry spell, my husband woke up feeling frisky. I was feeling it too, but I asked if he could get up and brush his teeth as I’d already brushed mine and wanted to have some fun. Instead, he stormed off, insisting I'd ruined the mood. Sorry but morning breath is gross. FML

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hungry? · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Talbott, United States

Thanks, I guess?

Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML

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MsSmellyFeet · 16 November 2022, 10:00 ·Bedford, United States

That one weird friend

Today, my friend and I went back to my house after a gym session. After I took my shoes and socks off in the foyer, I told her to wait while I brought some post-workout smoothies. I came back to find her sniffing my socks. She stared back at me for a bit, said, "Uh, catch ya later", and left with my socks. FML

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morgan · 11 November 2022, 06:00

BO issues

Today, my girlfriend showered ten times, used an entire tube of deodorant, and continued to stink. It’s been like this for the past week, despite it being cold outside. FML

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Anonymous · 2 November 2022, 06:00

Powerful spray

Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML

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Anonymous · 17 October 2022, 12:00

Road movie

Today, I threw up while on a road trip. My boyfriend asked what made me sick, but I didn't want to tell him that his belching the entire time smelled so goddamn bad it made me physically sick. FML

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Megsley · 20 August 2022, 04:00 ·Milwaukee, United States

Pampered

Today, I went to the Walgreens by my house and bought 8 body wash soaps because my boyfriend needs that much for 3 days. I’ve done this so many times that the girls at the register know me, and my boyfriend, by name. They gave me a bunch of $5 off coupons because they felt so bad for me. FML

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razzipost1 · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Smell you later

Today, I came home from work to my basement flooding. With sewage. That wasn't from our house. FML

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Anonymous · 11 August 2022, 16:00 ·Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Sensitivity overload

Today, I was diagnosed with hyperosmia, a strong sense of smell and extreme repulsion to certain scents. Unfortunately, one of my biggest aversions is the smell of my own vagina. Even the smallest hint makes me dry heave. I wish I could have it removed. FML

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PUE · 23 July 2022, 04:00

Stinky

Today, I found out I’m the “smelly girl” in the office. Now I understand all those passive-aggressive subtle comments about hygiene and showering made by my coworkers, and why a bottle of Dial body wash randomly appeared on my desk one day. FML

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Boyufd · 19 July 2022, 16:00

Itchy or stinky

Today, I have two options: 1. Use powder deodorant and don't have body odor for at least two days but get a rash, or 2. Use non powder deodorant without aluminium and not get a rash but get body odor the same day. FML

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Anonymous · 10 July 2022, 06:00

Gassy

Today, we had cabbage. A lot of cabbage. The farts are so horrid I can barely stand myself. FML

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sadass · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·Australia

Stank

Today, my boyfriend told me that my feet smell. He was in the next room at the time. FML

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stink stank stunk · 9 June 2022, 22:00 ·Hesperia, United States

The sweet smell of success

Today, as the only female manager, I had to talk to a worker about her hygiene. I asked if she had the means and a place to shower. She rolled her eyes and said of course she did, but found daily bathing unnecessary, and that a couple times a month does her just fine. The whole staff would disagree. FML

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thatguythere858 · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

Shitty situation

Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML

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Anonymous · 21 May 2022, 10:00 ·Toronto, Canada

Happy Caturday

Today, my cat got sprayed by a skunk for the fifth time in two years. He still loves to chase skunks, and gets sprayed every time he does. The putrid scent doesn’t seem to bother him at all, either. Every night, he normally pushes himself up against my face and nose. It’s gonna be a long, restless smelly few days. FML

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Anonymous · 17 May 2022, 14:00

The stench

Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML

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