thatguythere858
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Shitty situation
Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up my nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, and is now leaking into our backyard, and sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Move out of your mothers basement and get your own house..
perdix 31
I doubt the system "broke" that way. Your mom probably re-routed the line into the basement to flush you out. All of her unheeded demands that you get a ******* job and your own place have led to this! Make sure you take your Xbox and **** collection with you before they get covered in shit.
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Comments (106)
aaronfuegopop 7
Wow. That must really suck. :(
genesisnirvana 11
Just thinking about the smell makes me sick.
WellThatSucksMaj 0
That's so shitty. Literally and non literally!
flockz 20
maybe if you weren't living in your mom's basement taking dumps in empty doritos bags and pissing in empty water bottles and mountain dew cans, you can build up courage to tell everyone that your're a lazy ass gamer who spends too many hours on call of duty and has more friends on his xbox than in real life. (waits for trolls to attack comment)
Captain_Zorro 7
Yeah that would make you a troll.
Iamnotmyself 17
-22 Troll uses flame against Flockz, its super effective.
LiveLaughFML 10
hmm flockz, you seem to know so much about those type of peoples, how do we know that you're not one yourself? >;D
SteveTheJanitor 6
Maybe it's time OP moves
flockz 20
i guess you could classify me as a joking troll then, because very few things i say on here i actually mean, but people like zorro up there dont know that. So if you do take them seriously, then i probably do look like one of the yellowed bellied trolls that i smack for fun. but then remember to wash your hands because they make your hand smell funny.
Iamnotmyself 17
-40 The reason your hand smells funny is because they all have squaids.
LiveLaughFML 10
haha don't worry flockz, most of us here can detect your sarcasm! (:
hatesfate 6
Flocks you are aware that the definition of troll is to just get a response, not that you mean what you say, right?
Jvr91 8
YDI for living in the basement you bum
twitch851 9
Yea because we gamers actully do that as hole.
twitch851 9
Hahaha rwj refrence!!!!!!
YayorNay 8
RWJ is over rated.
vergaso 0
first off... why is the stereotype mom's basement when usually the dad owns the house also....... real gamers don't play call of duty
Yngve_fml 9
What a shitty situ.. Just kidding, I'm not a troll.
SpruceDread4578 13
96 now you are a troll. there is no real gamer. video games are made for enjoyment, not professionalism. I play games, I'll admit that, but it doesn't mean that because I play a certain title that makes me better. REAL gamers enjoy any fun game. easy as that.
needleinmypants_fml 3
Well, at least you can say it really wasn't you this time!
ienjoybrinshot 2
HahaHahaHa wuTzz a NosTRil???? SoRRy im NoT sOO smArT aiNT suRE wUt a NosTRiL izZ?!!!!!?!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!! :/
ImmaB3AST 7
WhU IZ DiS KiiD TlkN LiK Dis?!????!??!!!!!!
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
85 - A nostril is an orifice that you strategically place your finger into for temporary euphoria. Does that answer your question?
arcticdoctorwho 0
Shit hit the fan?
missbays 1
oh, wow. that's unfortunate.
jmk1469 5
thousands of people in the world live in these conditions everyday. don't be a bitch
mrahhhhh 21
I ******* hate people like you. You're the people who say stuff like "Millions of kids in Africa die of starvation each year and all you care about is not being able to afford food for the next two days?" That doesn't make this any less of an FML for this guy. Shut the **** up and get off my internet. ******* bitch.
Ferretface 13
That stinks, and that is also a shitty situation.
Turner_22 0
Getting old...
F0xyTurtle 8
2 bad puns in one comment... Ugh
NavySEAL13 0
**** you that's all I have to say
slinginmac14 0
Ur ****** comment stinks
HenryFBP 0
Goddamnit. Your comment sucks...
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Put your mud boots on. Shit's getting deep in here.
phatdaddy62 23
Hook 'em Horns, Bitch!!!
lol0wnee 5
THATS SHITASTIC
lol0wnee 5
Haters
jmk1469 5
thousands of people live in these conditions everyday. don't be a pussy
sourgirl101 29
If this happened to you, it wouldn't faze you at all? I must be a pussy too because I would be very unhappy!
mrahhhhh 21
I ******* hate people like you. You're the people who say stuff like "Millions of kids in Africa die of starvation each year and all you care about is not being able to afford food for the next two days?" That doesn't make this any less of an FML for this guy. Shut the **** up and get off my internet. ******* bitch. I can double post too, ************.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Move out of your mothers basement and get your own house..
twitch851 9
Weird I pictured a 16 year old because it's so odd. :|
skinthesnakes 6
i live in my moms basement and i turned out terrible!!
Bobissmall 13
I also like to think against the typical '30 man living in his mothers basement' view so i can sarcastically say how sure, a 16 year old is just going to move out and get their own house.
JakeLee 6
dude 79 haha we both have pics of the same dude. I took this pic of him when I was in new York a couple months ago :P
skinthesnakes 6
holy shit, that's wierd but cool. I wonder if he actually achieved his goal....