Anonymous · 18 April 2025, 00:00 ·Karachi, Pakistan

Nervous introvert of the day

Today, it was a bad day. I had a crush on a classmate, but he switched schools a month ago. We started to develop a good relationship when it happened, and he came to our party on Friday, we even had a good conversation. But he visited school today, and I ignored him. I should've waved hi, but I didn't because I was busy. FML

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rejected · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

Classic

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML

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littlekellilee · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Canada

College rules

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Assumption

Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said, "I'm just smart." She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML

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Anonymous · 8 March 2025, 00:00 ·Los Angeles, United States

School sucks

Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML

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Heartbroken · 3 March 2025, 12:00 ·Cardiff, United Kingdom

Rosy picture

Today, my son complained that he didn't want to go to school. My husband asked, "Want to swap? You can go work all day, come home tired, and your only reward is a whiny wife and bratty child griping and complaining and expecting you to fix every problem." Part of me died when I heard that. FML

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Anonymous · 24 February 2025, 20:00 ·Brisbane, Australia

Sweetie

Today, my youngest daughter was going through separation anxiety when I dropped her off at school. After ten minutes of me comforting her, the teacher said, "C'mon, you have to let Nan go now so you can join in with the class." Ummm, I'm her mum, not her grandparent. FML

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student101 · This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff ·Sun Prairie, United States

History matters

Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML

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sicktomystomach · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

Last splash

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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Anonymous · 3 February 2025, 00:00 ·New York, United States

The truth of the matter

Today, I found out that the high school program that I was forced into, which kept me in school until I turned 21, was caused by my mom. She put me in the program without telling me and when I first learned about it, she pretended not to know anything so I wouldn't be mad at her. That was 10 years ago. FML

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pregz · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·United States

Whta? How? Why?

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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Sips · 15 January 2025, 20:00 ·Tallinn, Estonia

Memento

Today, I have problems with my memory. I asked a teacher if I could let my class know a bit about it. The teacher said I'd already told my class about it. My class had even asked a few questions to me about it. I don't remember anything about it. Maybe it didn't happen and the teacher just lied to me. FML

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Anonymous · 3 January 2025, 00:00 ·Moora, Australia

Odd rewarding system

Today, one of my uni professors held a contest for the first half of my first semester. 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 5th got a brand new textbook requisite to the course. Me, who came in 4th? A 2” used plastic toy owl that she pulled out of her purse. I moved 300km to attend here, attend lectures faithfully and score A+. WTH? FML

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475pies · 1 January 2025, 22:00 ·United States

Same shit, different year

Today, me and my friend were walking down our school hallway, only to be pushed down by the bully group. I got up and smacked them in the face with my lunchbox. I then got ISS. Middle school sucks. FML

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DepressedKid · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Oh, hi Mark!

Today, I found out that no one actually likes me as a friend. They only like me to get answers for schoolwork. How did I find out? They were talking about it in front of me. Apparently I'm also invisible to them. FML

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Jane · 9 November 2024, 00:00 ·Encino, United States

Viewer discretion advised

Today, I was super bored in health class so I decided to watch Invader Zim on my computer. I never made sure my headphones were connected. so the whole class turned and stared at me. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United States

Assumptions

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML

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Anonymous · 25 October 2024, 15:00 ·United States

Wonky logic

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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Anonymous · 20 October 2024, 06:00 ·United States

Royal highness

Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML

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anonymous · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff ·Pewaukee, United States

Brief encounter

Today, a guy I have been crushing on since forever finally talked to me. Too bad it happened after an anxiety attack when he carried me from class to the nurse's. The first thing he said to me when I came to was, "You're heavier than you look." FML

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anon · 15 October 2024, 12:00 ·Canada

Disk horse

Today, my professor asked me a question in class. Thinking it was a rhetorical question, I shrugged and said, "Google it." It wasn't. He stared at me in silence for the longest 10 seconds of my life. FML

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student414 · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Canada

Very informative!

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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Anonymous · 20 September 2024, 16:00 ·Canada

Time for a concept of a plan

Today, I talked to the people from the funding program I'm trying to use for college. With the deadlines they have, I'm not going to be able to start until next August. I'm being kicked out of my house in the next three months. I'm screwed. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Puerto Rico

Smooth sailing

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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joanne · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United States

Memories

Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa groaning, "Ahh shit," and degenerated into him muttering over the audio about "those fucking commies." FML

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Anonymous · 9 September 2024, 12:00 ·Norristown, United States

For posterity

Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML

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Busy mom · 6 September 2024, 06:00 ·Newark, United States

Neglected

Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML

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theatreismylife · This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff ·United States

Love story

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I like and he was doing homework. Then, he looks up, his eyes meeting mine. His smooth voice mutters my name as his face inches closer to mine. I can feel his minty breath against my face. My pulse is racing. Then, he says, "What's a pronoun?" FML

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Anonymous · 23 August 2024, 09:00 ·Santa Clara, United States

Not so demure start to the year

Today, it was my first day of junior year and a little freshman scumbag pushed me out of the way for no apparent reason. FML

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This generation is lost! · 20 August 2024, 00:00 ·Anaheim, United States

Back to school

Today, it’s only the first week of school and already I’ve confiscated five vapes, ended makeup tutorials along with full pallets and contour kits, broken up three fist fights, and had to remind the class of the importance of keeping one’s clothes on during school. I teach fourth grade. FML

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