Anonymous · 1 August 2024, 16:00 ·Ulan Bator, Mongolia

Friend in need

Today, I'm literally obsessed with one boy. I've been crushing on him for more than a year now and yet he still decided to reject me. I have been rejected like four times by now, so I don't think this is love anymore, it's definitely more like a obsession or something. I've lost so many people just because of him. FML

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creeper-status · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff ·Irvine, United States

Creeper alert!

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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dentallycorrect · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·United States

Scared

Today, while I was casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML

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Erick · 12 May 2024, 00:00 ·United States

Awww, my feefees

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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AITA · 9 May 2024, 12:00 ·United States

Creeped out

Today, my sister will be giving birth to my niece any day now. She repeatedly insists on showing me her heavily pregnant belly. I don't know how to tell her that I find pregnancy bellies repulsive without sounding like a dick. I don't even know why this is. I just don't like them. FML

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Iwtumn · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·Deutschlandsberg, Austria

Oddball

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

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bum4evr · 15 January 2024, 15:00 ·United States

What do you want?

Today, I was walking to a burger joint when a man driving by noticed me and parked. He started following me on foot. I noticed him when he was around 15 feet away. He walked back to his car and left, not caring that his intentions were then obvious, another robbery attempt. Post-pandemic life in California sucks. FML

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Justinthebox · This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Creepy

Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML

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ohbiebjetaime · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·France

What the…?

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Raleigh, United States

Creep

Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML

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what now? · 20 October 2023, 22:00

Stalker vibe

Today, as I was driving home after work, it was already dark. Some person in all black clothing came out of nowhere and jumped on my hood. It was the crazy ex I’ve been avoiding for 3 years. Of course, he said I hit him on purpose for revenge. Funny seeing how I moved towns over to get away from him. FML

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Anonymous · 18 October 2023, 10:00

Snitching quandary

Today, I caught my best and only friend snooping in my sister's underwear drawer. I don’t know if I should tell on him, or pretend it didn’t happen. What do I do? FML

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Anonymous · 6 October 2023, 17:00 ·Coventry, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Creepy admission

Today, I found out that my cousin has an OnlyFans, and I subscribed. FML

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mymomplucksbutthair · This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff ·United States

Why did you tell me that?

Today, my mom confessed to me that she used to pluck my step-dad's butt hair. I hope the brain-gods delete this obnoxious mental picture. FML

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Not this again.... · 26 September 2023, 16:00 ·Staten Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy

The long game

Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML

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Anonymous · 12 September 2023, 20:00 🌶️ Spicy

Creepypasta time

Today some young teenager nervously approached me, saying he’d done a drawing of me, and that I could have it if I wanted, then he ran off blushing. I thought it was cute until I saw the picture. It was me and him in extraordinary detail, having anal sex, with a dildo up my vagina. FML

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Mysterious tapping noise · 5 September 2023, 10:00 ·United States

Once you notice it, it's deafening

Today, I keep hearing a tapping noise in my bedroom every few seconds. I don't know where it's coming from, but I do know it's driving me crazy, and it's impossible for me to ignore. FML

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lordoftheweird · 13 August 2023, 14:00 ·Canada 🌶️ Spicy

No contact from now on

Today, I had to explain to my family why using a registered sex offender as a babysitter is a bad idea. They didn't understand and now my grandmother can't see her grandkids, and my dad is facing a lengthy prison sentence. FML

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Anonymous · 6 August 2023, 16:00

Turned on

Today, I got home at 2am. It was dark but I heard my fiancé in the kitchen, so I went and kissed her, and grabbed both ass cheeks. Normally this would turn her on, but she screamed and turned on the lights. It was my sister. I groped my sister's ass. Why was she in my house in the dark at 2am? FML

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Anonymous · 2 August 2023, 03:00

My big face

Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML

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Chasity · This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff ·United States

Creeped out

Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML

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riiiight · This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff ·Warren, United States

Joe Smooth

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML

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TLM9312 · 7 June 2023, 18:00 ·Madoc, Canada

Get it out!

Today, I've been awake since 3 a.m. Why? A bat flew into the house and made its way to my bedroom. We haven't been able to find it. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff ·United States

Better out than in

Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML

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Anonymous · 9 April 2023, 06:00 ·United States

Sounds lovely

Today, at our kid's extracurricular, my ex, with whom I have been fighting for our child for ten years, casually admitted that his preferred murder weapon is an axe. This is surprisingly in character. FML

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liLbob6598 · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United States

Cue Rockwell

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

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Anonymous · 14 March 2023, 06:00 ·New York, United States

Stalked

Today, I'm currently being stalked/harassed by my narcissistic ex's new baby mama. She's trying to get me fired from my new job for taking her man, when in reality I want nothing to do with him. The fact that she has taken my baby's name and named their daughter it, is freaking me out. She has people find me everywhere I go. FML

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Creeped Out · 12 March 2023, 15:00 ·Witham, United Kingdom

Freaky and scary

Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML

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Aaaaahhhhhhhh · This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Invasion

Today, I came home to carpenter ants coming out from under my baseboards. I went out and bought bait traps and now there are flying ants coming out of the woodwork. If I try to sleep, they crawl on me. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff ·Tobyhanna, United States

Creepy

Today, I had to explain to my father that when my friends sleep over, it's not acceptable to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and dig through their stuff. FML

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