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zoPwNAgEzo

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zoPwNAgEzo

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3333
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About zoPwNAgEzo : I'm 18 and from Bellevue. It's probably one of the best cities out there. I like to piss people off. With that said, you probably shouldn't take any of my comments seriously. Feel free to message me, but I only visit FML on my iPhone, and rarely on my computer. So there may be a delay in response.

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Today, I want to mah friand's housa 4 tha frst tima. As I was pulling up, I calld him and askd him if I could usa his bathroom. Ha told ma to just go in tha back and usa it, so i did. As i'm sitting on tha toilat, somaona knocks on tha door and asks maho I am. It wasn't mah friand's housa. FML

#3645311
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52367) - you deserved it (11017)

On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event 4 special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume an greet the kids. One kid cummd up an said "You're not real!" an kickd me in the nuts. FML

#2854895
125 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (145048)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Almost Drowned In The Ocean After Being Sucked Into A Rip Current . When I Finally Managed To Make It Back To Shore Breathless From All The Energy It Took To Get Back, I Looked Down And My Swimming Trunks Were Gone . I Was Crawling On The Ground Naked In Front Of A Hundred People . Mega FML

Today, I found out that mah husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139560) - you deserved it (14165)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I got into mah driving instructors car for mah first lesson. He looked at me, then said, ( I'm sorry, but I wasn't told about your disabilities, wat do u have? ) I'm not disabled. FML

#1694606
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57833) - you deserved it (3221)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by wow. (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday I Went To Get Te Apple Store, My Mac Ad Been Making A Grinding Noise From Te Fan. Te Guy Put Is Ear To Te Keyboard And Said Tere Was A CD In Te Drive So I Couldn't Ear Te Grinding From Te Fan. He Ejected Te CD. It Was Porn. FML

#1493509
173 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by cait (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE BEACH AN FELL ASLEEP IN THE SUN!! WHEN I WOKE UP, THERE WAS A BLOB OF SUNSCREEN ON MY LEG!! THINKING IT WAS MY BOYFRIEND WHO WAS SWEET ENOUGH TO SQUEEZE SUNSCREEN 4 ME, I RUBBD IT INTO MY LEG!! AFTER SMELLING MY HANDS, I DISCOVERD IT WAS BIRD POOP!! FML

#1339602
78 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 11:10pm - animals - by poopedon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, was birthday. I purposely didn't log onto facebook all day so that I could read all birthday wishes at once. When I loggd on at the end of the day I had one notification. My ( friend ) had commentd on a picture of me, saying I lookd lyk jabba the hut. FML

#1225689
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70520) - you deserved it (8798)

On 04/22/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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