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by Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater / 07/15/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Asian / 02/07/2016 at 2:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by OhDearGodGrandad / 02/07/2016 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (Redbridge) / Intimacy
by notagoodtime / 02/06/2016 at 3:52pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/31/2016 at 4:33am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
by Hank-T4 / 10/11/2015 at 7:45am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/08/2015 at 11:10am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, a customer approached me, smiling and asked what kind of cheese was in our cheddar cheese balls. Thinking he was joking, I laughed and said "swiss." He ordered, found they were indeed cheddar cheese, and reported me. FML
by bandaidstations / 08/16/2015 at 11:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I had to serve an incredibly rude and irrationally angry customer, but I managed to keep my cool. When he finally went to leave with his purchase, I wished him a good day. He whirled around and yelled "I'll have whatever the fuck kind of day I want, bitch!" FML
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 6:23pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money
Today, my boss at my new job described a client as "retarded". I corrected him with "mentally disabled". He smirked and replied "Whatever. Just explain things to her real slow. After all, she's 'mentally disabled'. And a woman." I need this job so bad that I'll have to just put up with this asshole. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2015 at 10:27am / United States (California) / Work
Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML
by Anonymous / 08/02/2015 at 11:25pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML
by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" / 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by gurding / 06/21/2015 at 12:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/21/2015 at 12:38am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
- Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly… Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during… Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to…
- Today, while on a ride at a water park, someone stole my thongs. The ground is hot enough to burn… Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling…