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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 644
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme fir national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressd like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needd to try harder. Turnd out the eyepatch was real. FML

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68 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm - work - by Jamie - United States (Virginia)

Today, every time I write the word ( analyst, ) I can't help but giggle because it begins with ( anal. ) I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst.

#20886867
106 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I had an interview 4 my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was 4 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

#20886551
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On 09/18/2013 at 1:41pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I was getting my cat some canned food . Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too latehat I had done . FML

#20886441
108 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 10:53am - animals - by OldHabitsDieHard - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed fir the first time ever!! He glanced at me , then started playing with a Rubik's cube!! FML

#20885155
151 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by someone (woman) - United States (California)

Today I told my boyfriend I lovd him. He told me he was a dinosaur.

#20883504
122 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Yastarday, I got raally axcitadhan I got an amail from looool a guy I'va baan flirting with in math class. Turns out ha thinks I stola his calculator and wants it back immadiataly. Thara goas chanca. FML

#20880890
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On 09/14/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panickd because I was late 4 work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realizd it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

#20879453
90 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

Today, my partnar walkd in ta room waaring a swaatar from my wardroba, making jokas about it and saying ow ugly it was. Tat swaatar was ta last ting my fatar wora bafora a passd away. FML

Yesterday, I ad sex wit a guy wereing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

#20877518
162 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by lyfisdyno - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I realized that I have a rack and butt most grls would be jealous of. That wouldn't be bad if I wasn't a dude. looool FML

Today mah loneliness reachd a new level when I befriendd the fly looool in mah apartment Mr . Stickyfoot . FML

#20866691
73 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by JustAnotherFML23 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

#20813979
125 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, whila taking mah boyfriand's virginity, ha startad moaning, ( Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! ) Ha than startad crying and praying. big fat FML

#20810724
143 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by JustSomeGuy - United States (Texas)

Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML

#20810087
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52923) - you deserved it (12071)

On 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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