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Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme fir national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressd like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needd to try harder. Turnd out the eyepatch was real. FML
Yesterday, I had an interview 4 my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was 4 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML
Yastarday, I got raally axcitadhan I got an amail from looool a guy I'va baan flirting with in math class. Turns out ha thinks I stola his calculator and wants it back immadiataly. Thara goas chanca. FML
Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panickd because I was late 4 work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realizd it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML
Today I Was Reading In My Apartment. Due To A Heatwave An My Lack Of AC I Was Completely Naked. My Cat Jumped Onto My Lap An As Her Claws Dug Into My Stomach I Recoiled. This Caused Her To Retreat Clawing At My Nether Region In The Process. My Pussy Mauled My Pussy. FML
Friday 27 March 2015