By JustAnotherFML23 - 04/09/2013 01:32 - United States - Seattle

Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 402
You deserved it 7 056

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You are a friend to me too, JustAnotherFML23 - Mr. Stickyfoot

Flies need love too

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You are a friend to me too, JustAnotherFML23 - Mr. Stickyfoot

Poor OP, flies only live three days. Gotta make human friends!

More like Mr. DiseaseLaden

It's a fly, since when do they give diseases?

Do you know how flys eat there food? If its not already a liquid, they vomit an enzyme onto the food that dissolves it enough to be sucked up through the proboscis. They do this to shit as well as that microwave dinner on your plate. And yes, you can get sick due to common house flies in your food. Ew.

Oh. I had no idea. Ignore my first comment then.

Yeah, they go eat some poo and get it on their legs then land on your food and vomit on it. Yum.

I leant how flies eat after watching the movie "The Fly". Yeah, it's pretty gross thinking about it how they do it. :P

Flies need love too

how come?

#29, because that's how they make more flies. Just caught two going at it in my kitchen, as a matter of fact.

No, puppies need love. Flies need an unwavering wall of death.

they need love with a fly swatter

Better than my pillow friend, Patrick. He just sits there. *sigh*

Just sits there, materbating...

Motorboating? Mutilating? I feel I'm missing the word you were aiming for...

What if the fly was a female so you offended it by calling her a mister? I'm Sorry OP :(

That's not so bad. I realized last week that, since I don't work & recently moved where I don't know anyone, I sometimes go all day without speaking unless I'm talking to my cats or dog, until my husband comes home. :)

You have a husband and pets. OP has a fly. Out of the two of you, OP is lonelier.

He's pretty fly....for a...fly....shit.

and all the larvae say I'm pretty fly for insecti

i think #9 needs to go befriend a fly after that serving!

You could always get yourself a nice pet rock.

Tamagotchi are still around apparently, those even make noise for you. (I know, I was surprised too, I haven't seen one since elementary school)

You gotta go out and try to meet some people!? I know it's hard to garner the confidence when your loneliness is hard to deal with, but your (soon-to-be) friends aren't gonna make themselves!