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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 September 1971 (43 years)
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Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm - intimacy - by The Soul Of A Damned Queef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying "Hey there." She quickly replied, assuring me that she's not cheating on me. Uh, okay. FML


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On 12/27/2014 at 2:14pm - love - by is_that_right (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned "The bitch on the pot." FML


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On 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML


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On 06/16/2014 at 6:49pm - work - by UnhappilyUnemployed (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML


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On 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm - health - by half-dead in CA (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML


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On 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by seriously? - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML


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On 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

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