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Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML
by The Soul Of A Damned Queef / 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by highschoolsucks / 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by is_that_right / 12/27/2014 at 2:14pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned "The bitch on the pot." FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by UnhappilyUnemployed / 06/16/2014 at 6:49pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML
by half-dead in CA / 05/31/2014 at 12:39pm / United States (California) / Health
by seriously? / 05/27/2014 at 6:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
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