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Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun!! When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog!! They believd her and think I ned psychiatric help!! mega FML

#21378741
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30941) - you deserved it (1978)

On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27109) - you deserved it (2059)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above mah forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, ( Quitting. ) real FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (2017)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

yesterday I tried to stage an intervention for a friend who abuses drugs. I ended up with mah hair on fire. mega FML

#21359096
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28844) - you deserved it (3643)

On 02/19/2015 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, mah Breaking Bad obsessd boyfriend actually usd the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during foreplay. My virginia just about turnd into a desert on the looool spot. FML

#21347719
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (3296)

On 02/01/2015 at 11:17am - intimacy - by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When looool I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML

#21346789
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29337) - you deserved it (3332)

On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33812) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

today I was brushing mah teeth. When it came time 4 me to spit... I absentmindedly opend the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

#21328982
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24641) - you deserved it (11243)

On 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm - misc - by 30000 - United States (California)

today I walked in on mah little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing mah hamster. mega FML

#21287735
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32435) - you deserved it (3418)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, trying to be a good role model fir the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML

#21287500
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (6650)

On 10/29/2014 at 4:19am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking down the street holding my boyfriend's hand, when a seemingly sweet old man said to him, "Hey, you've got to hold her hand properly". I asked him to show me what properly meant. He licked my hand. FML

Today the only person in mah entre family to show up sober an on time to mah graduation was mah grandma . mega FML

#21150544
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48319) - you deserved it (3906)

On 05/24/2014 at 7:57pm - misc - by Congrats to me - United States (Ohio)

Today , mah little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming , when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". real FML

#21134608
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (3633) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, my friend sent me a link to a "horrible" tattoo that he found online, that a guy had gotten at my tattoo parlor. FML

#21133162
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36419) - you deserved it (9203)

On 05/07/2014 at 10:55am - misc - by Bad Artist - United States



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