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  • Number of visits : 10422
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About worldclassrager : About me well...

I am transgender, left handed, horror movie buff, metal head, and bookworm I work in the music industry by mixing and producing music I am also a model, barista, an ex Wiccan, and ex satanist.

For a more personal side of me I am extremely outgoing but very quiet, I have a mild form of depression, a prefect mixture of grey and baby blue for eyes, anorexic, average height, moderate OCD, and used to dye my hair black...another note don't get on my bad side...I carry a switchblade and am not afraid to use it.

If you dislike anything above go fuck yourself and have a nice day...shoot me a message if you want I do like meeting people want another from of contact? Just ask or search Worldclassrager on most social networking sites PLEASE inform me you found me through FML (if not it's like who the hell are you and how the fuck did you find me?)

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Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40603) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53921) - you deserved it (3396)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

#20984084
125 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my boyfriend and I took a nap, fully clothed. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scared that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. FML

#20982965
113 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML

#20979287
102 comments

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On 12/03/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by reallyhighschool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

#20978895
111 comments

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On 12/02/2013 at 11:26pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

#20975692
159 comments

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On 11/30/2013 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

#20974086
144 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

#20973561
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44033) - you deserved it (5403)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

#20972130
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (2777)

On 11/27/2013 at 2:08am - animals - by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - United States

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

#20968767
89 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 7:30am - misc - by TetrisMaster - Australia

Today, I woke up and screamed: My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML

#20964432
96 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML

#20947922
118 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)



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