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weekendhero

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 603
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About weekendhero : tall hobbit. I like a lot of stuff, acting, music, all things geeky. Message me sometime.

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Visits<b>tralulilulalala</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 10:55am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:28pm<b>darrend1196</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 3:31pm<b>Agua2</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:50pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 10:49pm<b>viaaaaaa</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 3:04pm<b>brittbrat135</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 12:32am<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 4:15am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 3:24am<b>Jack_Summers</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 11:05pm<b>EMOHATE</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 5:10pm<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 12:06pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 4:04am<b>cebrion</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 3:38pm<b>macalo_03</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 9:54pm<b>Journiexo</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 10:34pm<b>adrianvons</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 5:17pm<b>himwhomlaughs</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 5:34pm

Fucked!<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:28am<b>viaaaaaa</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 9:04pm<b>JayDay_123</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 6:06pm<b>rhysfucker</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 2:41am

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weekendhero's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I decided to show up early for work and really try to get off my manager's shit-list. On my way to work, my manager called to bitch me out for already being 30 minutes late. Yeah, I forgot about Daylight Savings Time. FML

by Anonymous / 03/08/2015 at 12:42pm / United States / Work

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

by milked / 02/27/2015 at 12:28am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

by DreamsDontComeTrue / 02/05/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML

by fxck / 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm / Work

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2015 at 8:12am / Belgium / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm / United States / Animals

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML

by bri_sci94 / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML

by Anonymous / 06/06/2014 at 6:44pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

by mom / 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML

by fuck off, dad / 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love

Today, my husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" for building his custom car. Apparently, I'm a "distraction." FML

by Anonymous / 04/23/2013 at 9:38am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love