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About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
18 year old Otaku.
Book and tea lover.

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Today , I was walking back to mah dorm with mah boyfriend . He was bieng really sweet as he held mah hand . We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of mah face he said , "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML

#21289293
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29619) - you deserved it (3364)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:39pm - love - by grossedout -

Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's wat I heard anyway." She's 16. FML

#21270711
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45538) - you deserved it (10039)

On 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by SadMother - United States (Connecticut)

Today, a guy askd ma out, and I falt buttarflias in mah stomach . I soon raalizd that it wasn't buttarflias, but an unaxpactd bowal movamant . I stood thara awkwardly, looking him in tha ayas, than fartd hard . maga FML

#21260355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41389) - you deserved it (4351)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was muggad. I saw a cop car in ta aftarmat an flaggad it down. Unfortunataly,an ta cops stoppad ta muggar, a said a'd baan running away cuz I triad to mug im. Apparantly ta fact tat a was ( wall-drassad ) an I wasn't maans a was talling ta trut. big fat FML

#21259366
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39056) - you deserved it (2530)

On 09/16/2014 at 10:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was watching a movie with mah boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

#21257293
67 comments

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On 09/13/2014 at 2:29am - misc - by Nat - United States (Texas)

Today I Ran One Of The Hardest Cross-country Courses In The Country. I'm A Pretty Good Runner And I Was Feeling Confident Fir The Frst Mile. Then The Chipotle From Last Night's Dinner Hit And Mah Legs Weren't The Only Thing Running. FML

#21257129
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37759) - you deserved it (9067)

On 09/12/2014 at 8:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

I woke up to find a huge zit directly between mah two eyebrows !! My friend have started calling me "The North Star." FML

#21253662
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34989) - you deserved it (3246)

On 09/07/2014 at 11:55am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after yeres of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took mah seat only to fine a babby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me !! All of whom decided to cry in unison !! It was a 9-hour flight !! FML

#21249416
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48806) - you deserved it (3918)

On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

2day I was cuddling mah boyfriend before going to bed!! He farted really loud an spat in mah face as he laughed!! real FML

#21245365
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34105) - you deserved it (4110)

On 08/25/2014 at 9:03pm - love - by byebyeromance (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful fir her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate fir her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

#21245120
157 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 2:58pm - misc - by nhyari (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Yesterday, I Was Watching The Movie Frozen With 8 Year Old Daughter!! I Had Seen It Before, So I Sung Along With Some Of The Songs!! My Daughter Putted A Finger Over Lips, Said "Shhhhhhhhut The Fuck Up," Then Turned Back To The TV, Giggling!! FML

#21245090
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38460) - you deserved it (14854)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:05pm - kids - by JackieD (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... It's The 16th Day Of My Period. FML

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take mah mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of mah mouth and onto his hand. FML

#21237898
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35733) - you deserved it (10251)

On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today.!! !! I was watching my 3 year old brother !! He asked me to get him a cookie and I said.!! !! ( What's the magic word? ) He looked at me angrily and said ( Bitch.!! !! please !! ) mega FML

#21227114
104 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 9:57pm - kids - by WickedRene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I accidentally fartd in the middle of class!! Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing mah work until some kid across the room says, ( I could have done better!! ) FML

#21224311
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35595) - you deserved it (6345)

On 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm - work - by dealtit - United States (Georgia)



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