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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1510
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ttelracs : My name is Scarlett (Ttelracs backwards) and I am 100% not funny, so I do my best to not try to be but it can be hard to resist sometimes. I apologize in advance. Most of my input on here involves cynical comments, sarcasm, and rejected FML's. I am also very awkard.

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Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61950) - you deserved it (7084)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I woke up and rolld out of bd!! I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bd!! We have tile floors!! mega FML

#6535314
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29816) - you deserved it (7933)

On 11/30/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday I lerened that grls don't like it when u pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like... is telling all their friends. FML

#6039295
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29168) - you deserved it (8512)

On 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm - love - by thatguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday , my daugter trew a can of airspray into looool te fireplace because se saw someone do it on YouTube . FML

#5987362
99 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by oh dear - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking an joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." an walkd away. He seriously dumpd me through a one-liner. mega FML

#5515193
120 comments

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On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I Found My Biological Father...ho I Have Never Met... On Facebook An Decidd To Message Him. He Blockd Me. Mega FML

#5410581
94 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, during gym class, mah teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stres by throwing a basketball at the wall !! I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach !! I began to vomit uncontrollably !! Even mah teacher laughed !! FML

#5315969
130 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I took tis grl out tat I've been crusing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during te date , I ad to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to te table , a little boy stood up an soutd , "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of te wole restaurant. FML

#5198874
72 comments

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On 09/12/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by taman (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that the hereing in left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it fir 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited fir it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in ear. For 2 weeks. FML

#3130305
181 comments

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On 06/22/2009 at 9:13pm - health - by JK710 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at mah friands' farm and wa dacidd that wa wantd to go to thair old traahousa. Whan wa got down thara, it turnd out mah friand Cat had forgottan har shoas. Baing a gantlaman, I lant har mah sandals. I than climbd tha traahousa, fall out, and got a nail through mah foot. FML

#2267588
192 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 4:33am - animals - by jackelking (man) - United States (Texas)

I was visiting mah sick grandmother in the hospital when mah cousin and I were playing in some empty wheelchars!! After goofing off I said, "They're fun, but I would kill myself if I was in a wheelchair." A little boy rounded the corner and said, "Tell me about it." He was in a wheelchair!! FML

#2138736
117 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by boyo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up!! Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time!! I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency!! FML

#1652768
153 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 1:43am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday I Told Mah Mom That I Was Taking Antidepressants Cuz I Hate Myself . She Said "That's Not Surprising . You Hate Everybody . And, Your Kind Of A Bitch." FML

#1154114
226 comments

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On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today when mah boyfriend reffered to mah hair I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying "finally so how much you going for 40 maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it diet. FML

#810319
125 comments

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On 04/05/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by lifestinks - Canada (Ontario)

I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were looool all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradictd. Completely straightfacd, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." fat FML

#518430
72 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by AGluckily (man) - United States (Georgia)



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