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tjanes

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1921
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, mah mother woke me up by saying "Good morning mah sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with mah boyfriend. mega FML

#3398607
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68174) - you deserved it (6500)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, ma friend told me tat semen was inflammable. Later at nigt I jacked off into a sock and ten, excitedly, tried to lit te sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very muc inflammable. Naked, I sook ma sock in te air so it looool would extinguis wile ma semen splased out all over ma room. mega FML

#3262847
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9790) - you deserved it (119354)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad wit anoter girl. So did ma mom. FML

#2987164
217 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad wit anoter girl. So did ma mom. FML

#2987164
217 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, AFTER MASTURBATING IN THE SHOWER, I HEARD MAH PHONE GO OFF OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM . AFTER MAH MOM SAW ME GET MAH PHONE TO CHECK MAH MESSAGES SHE SAID "I THINK YOUR ADDICTED TO THAT", TOHICH I SAID "BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD AND EVERY GUY DOES IT." SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW I TEXT PEOPLE A LOT . FML

#2682803
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12918) - you deserved it (73088)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was shaving mah balls with a blade razor cuz mah electric trimmer had died an I had a big date with the grl of mah dreams. I moved too quickly an accidentally knicked a vein in mah scrotum. I had to hold gauze over mah balls until the paramedic arrived. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
738 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND WAS GOING DOWN ON ME!! RIGHT AS I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO IT, HE PAUSES, FROWNS, AND SAYS, "I THINK I SEE THE PEE HOLE."

#1046980
215 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving . There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage . looool I was randomly selectd to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents . I blew 0.06 . FML

#855959
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22626) - you deserved it (94635)

On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I slept over at mah friend's house but forgot mah glasses. When I woke up in the morning I came out of his room and forcefully kicked wat I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

#459087
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (107955)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Cat Got Into The Bathroom While I Was Changing Mah Tampon. As I Was Throwing The Applicator Away, I Felt A Sharp Pain Around Mah Vagina; I Looked Down To Find Him Swatting At The Tampon String. FML



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