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Today... I decided to try LSD with a few friend in a safe environment. As an artist... I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic painting and had all my supplie set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the ( evil easel ) and never even touched my canvas. FML
Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML
TODAY, I WAS ASSIGNED TO FILL IN 4 A FRENCH TEACHER WHO WAS OUT SICK !! I HAD ASKED THE CLASS TO NAME SOME FRENCH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES !! I CALLED ON ONE GIRL AND SHE REPLIED, ( UH, EUROPE !! THAT'S, LIKE, THE ONLY OTHER ONE, RIGHT? ) NOBODY DISAGREED !! I'M FILLING IN 4 THE REST OF THE MONTH !! FML
Today... son came ome for te fift time saying e didn't get te job... wondering wat e did wrong. I lookd at is resumé; under special skills was... "Keeping it real." Apparently e saw it in a movie an tougt it would work. FML
Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, I realizd that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barkd as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returnd, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Friday 27 March 2015