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Today, I witnessd ma boyfriend taking a dump in te litter box. He said e wantd to know wat it felt like 4 te cat. FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44559) - you deserved it (5350)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , grlfriend of a year denied looool in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

#20930973
124 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 11:42am - love - by Zkroger (man) - United States

Today... I decided to try LSD with a few friend in a safe environment. As an artist... I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic painting and had all my supplie set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the ( evil easel ) and never even touched my canvas. FML

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Today, mah dog got out of the house. I was running after him and remembered the old ( pretend you're hurt ) trick. I got on the ground, and cried out as if I was hurt. My dog just kept running. FML

Today, as a science teacer, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of ma students asked me if it was "potosopped." He was being serious. FML

#20930096
101 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 10:24am - kids - by jdawn99 - United States (Kansas)

Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML

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169 comments

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On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Taday I opened up to my parents about my depression . Their response was to have a very heated discussion about whose fault it was . FML

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

TODAY, I WAS ASSIGNED TO FILL IN 4 A FRENCH TEACHER WHO WAS OUT SICK !! I HAD ASKED THE CLASS TO NAME SOME FRENCH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES !! I CALLED ON ONE GIRL AND SHE REPLIED, ( UH, EUROPE !! THAT'S, LIKE, THE ONLY OTHER ONE, RIGHT? ) NOBODY DISAGREED !! I'M FILLING IN 4 THE REST OF THE MONTH !! FML

#20929522
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On 10/21/2013 at 9:40pm - work - by :| - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I tried Ambien 4 the frst time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes 4 excessively rambling emails about getting together 4 some naked Twister.

#20929399
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On 10/21/2013 at 8:12pm - health - by OutOfMyMind (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, the kid next to me asked me, in all seriousness, if gay people have feelings like regular people. I'm gay, an I have to sit next to this barnacle until June. FML

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On 10/21/2013 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today... son came ome for te fift time saying e didn't get te job... wondering wat e did wrong. I lookd at is resumé; under special skills was... "Keeping it real." Apparently e saw it in a movie an tougt it would work. FML

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On 10/21/2013 at 12:18am - kids - by Wheredigowrong - United States (Iowa)

Today, mah husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake bellyhen we have sex. FML

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101 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by U_U (woman) - United States

Today..!! mah boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me..!! while sitting on the crapper..!! with the door open!! FML

#20927152
131 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 3:06am - love - by ShittyProposal - United States (Ohio)

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

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122 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I realizd that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barkd as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returnd, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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On 10/05/2013 at 4:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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