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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 July 1998 (15 years)
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Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27396) - you deserved it (3489)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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