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thatotk

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8412
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About thatotk : You better not pout. You better not cry. You better not shout, I'm telling you why. If you make a sound you.. will die.

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Today , My Mother-in-law Confessd That 4 The Longest Time , She Had Fantasies About Killing Me 4 "ruining" Her Daughter's Life , Basically Cuz I'm Not Wealthy Enough 4 My Mother-in-law's Standards. She Made Sure To Let Me Know The Situation Hasn't Changd At All. FML

#21162663
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43613) - you deserved it (3671)

On 06/04/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today a coworkar askad mahy this waak's raport was not uploadad to tha sarvar. I'va baan writing thasa raports onca a waak fir a yaar an thay taka ahola day to writa. Upload tham tohat sarvar? FML

#21162641
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37495) - you deserved it (5709)

On 06/04/2014 at 9:56am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I walkd a student to an office on the other side of the school. I'm the kind of person who would rather make conversation than endure awkward silence , so I trid to talk to him. He just stard intently at mah chest the whole time. FML

today I told someone about mah degree in technical theatre with a concentration in lighting design. They looked at me and said, "You're paid $52,000 a year to turn lights on and off?" And technically, that's correct. FML

#21159630
11 comments

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On 06/01/2014 at 6:15pm - work - by ugh - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a girl asked me out on a date to some hot springs, about 2 hours away!! After a mile hike, the springs were finally in sight!! She then slipped and cut her shin open!! I had carry her the mile back and drive her the 2 hours to the ER,here her parents,hom I'd never met, were waiting!! fat FML

#21156317
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47940) - you deserved it (4203)

On 05/29/2014 at 7:46pm - love - by jonchavez - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

#21154562
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (28511)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened mah eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML

#21153463
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48457) - you deserved it (6391)

On 05/27/2014 at 2:47pm - misc - by N O - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I accidentally ripped out mah boyfriend's insulin pump while trying to give him a lapdance. FML

#21148769
128 comments

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On 05/22/2014 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Taday ma daugtar admittad y ar gradas, wic ara usually straigt A's, ava baan slipping ta past faw waaks. Turns out sa as baan dalibarataly failing tasts to avoid bacoming valadictorian, so sa won't ava to dalivar a spaac at graduation. maga FML

#21148414
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49222) - you deserved it (6074)

On 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by stillaproudfather (man) - United States

Today, my husband an I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, an spent the rest of the evening acting moody an eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned brood mare." mega FML

#21144074
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39269) - you deserved it (9351)

On 05/18/2014 at 3:14pm - misc - by Anonyname (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah grandmother told me that since mah dad was a mistake, I too am a mistake. FML

#21143150
100 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 5:56pm - misc - by 2ndgenoration (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I called te cops on a couple wo was figting outside my window at 4am. Tey id in te buses wen te cops came, came back out wen tey left, and started figting again. FML

#21142655
70 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by frustrated - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today usband an I puttd our cildren to bd a little earlier tan usual so we could ave some sexy time. Immediately following full-blown orgasm I rolld over only to see wide-eyd son peeking over te top of te mattress. fat FML

#21133668
179 comments

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On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My grlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swear I yelled out another grl's name. She consider this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. mega FML

#21129594
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41978) - you deserved it (4911)

On 05/03/2014 at 12:50pm - love - by wtf - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)



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