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tdl_derp
  • Town/Country : antwerp, belgium
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

#21016927
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38274) - you deserved it (15061)

On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML

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287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49377) - you deserved it (6518)

On 12/14/2013 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML

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240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (65732)

On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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