About sunnyray812 : My name is Sonya, but my friends all call me Sunny. I'm 20 years of age and living in Ohio. I'm a full-time college student. I have the most amazing fiancé in the world. I love him with all my heart. My dream career is to be a creative writer. My favorite music genre is hair metal. I love all sorts of animals and wildlife.
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by Shitty day / 05/24/2016 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
by Dramaqueenfornothing / 04/27/2016 at 6:32pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 9:31am / United States / Work
Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML
by Gassy / 09/21/2015 at 10:45am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by tessie94 / 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm / Austria (Wien) / Love
by fuck no / 08/22/2015 at 6:18am / India (Kerala) / Intimacy
by Brooke / 08/14/2015 at 12:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by pudh / 08/05/2015 at 7:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML
by Julianapilikusplatosophophes / 07/10/2015 at 11:49pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by fartypants / 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 8:53am / United States / Love
by birdsterrifyme / 03/23/2015 at 12:42am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
- Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having… Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one… Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort…