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ss521

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 793
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ss521 : Hi! I like to go on this site on my phone when I'm bored or sad because it makes me laugh. Although, I am very easily amused. But um yeah. not much that's interesting about me. I'm very friendly and love to talk and meet new people tho!

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Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom cuz of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

#21055217
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39023) - you deserved it (7497)

On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, I jokingly told mah boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. fat FML

#21052943
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43941) - you deserved it (15727)

On 02/06/2014 at 11:48pm - intimacy - by cryface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing mah vrginity!! Part-way through, mah neighbour startd shouting from his backyard, ( Go, Nicolas! You can do it! ) He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name!! I couldn't finish!! mega FML

#21046533
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57019) - you deserved it (6336) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML

#21044971
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49961) - you deserved it (6256)

On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was eating at a Chinese restaurant,hen I stopped the waitress to tell her that even though I am of Chinese heritage , I can't understand a word of Chinese. After an awkward silence , she told me she was actually speaking English. FML

#21042741
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39253) - you deserved it (14641)

On 01/28/2014 at 6:16am - misc - by ChickenBallsPlease (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

today I was elping my elderly neigbor carry er grocerie into er kitcen. Wen I finised, se siged an said, "You're suc a sweet girl. It's just a same about yur face." FML

#21040445
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47001) - you deserved it (3627)

On 01/26/2014 at 8:08am - misc - by neighbor - Australia (New South Wales)

Today mah 2-yaar-old son put his hand on mah faca gava ma a swaat kiss and put his chaak against mina. Than ha slappad ma hard anough to laava a mark laughad and scramblad away. FML

#21032373
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43822) - you deserved it (6363)

On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML

#21031998
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35007) - you deserved it (57020)

On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough my mom decided to shout ( Yeah! Like a horse! ) I want to cry. FML

#21028949
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58632) - you deserved it (5204)

On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

today my student unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

#21028396
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57065) - you deserved it (13991)

On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today mah 175-pound rottwieler I've raisd since a puppy watchd me get jumpd and robbd of mah phone and money in mah yard!! An hour later he hoppd the fence and chasd the mail man down the street after he leand on the fence 4 a second!! fat FML

#21021631
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47058) - you deserved it (4752)

On 01/08/2014 at 6:02pm - animals - by Zach Got Robbed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today..!! to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately..!! I ducked into the girl's bathroom!! After few minutes..!! he stuck his head in with his eyes closed an asked if I was done yet!! FML

#21021456
164 comments

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On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by stalked - United States (Florida)

today I tried to lose my vrginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. mega FML

#21020996
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62128) - you deserved it (27016)

On 01/08/2014 at 12:43am - intimacy - by gottacatchemall (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to psycho roommate trying to baptize me in sleep. FML

#21020397
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49334) - you deserved it (4803)

On 01/07/2014 at 4:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I decidd to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret!! The woman at the register smild and askd "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town fir New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months!! Then I went home to my four cats!! FML

#21013681
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55635) - you deserved it (12034)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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