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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 April 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4607
  • Number of comments : 233
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About singer0421 : Hey world! If you're reading this, then you're fabulous because you decided to visit my profile. Well, thanks! It's nice to know that I said something cool enough or my propic was epic enough for you to come see who I am. Much appreciated! Now go eat some ice cream, relax, and feel good about yourself because I think you're wonderful.

P.S. I won't kik, snapchat, or video chat anyone who messages me because the public school system has ingrained the idea in my brain that every person who chats me is a 40 year old creeper. But feel free to have a nice, light chat :)

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Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31024) - you deserved it (3762)

On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I had my midterm finals for AP Literature. My teacher had good news and bad news for us. The bad news? That he lost the file for our original exam and so had to make a harder exam for us. An exam he told us not to study for. The good news? "Jesus Christ suffered and died for our sins." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34560) - you deserved it (3278)

On 12/18/2014 at 7:11am - misc - by subversivepanda (woman) - Guam

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Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37693) - you deserved it (4930)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39154) - you deserved it (3531)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30256) - you deserved it (3603)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34465) - you deserved it (3783)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by no - United States

Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40828) - you deserved it (6554)

On 11/15/2014 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Slow_Walker (woman) - Georgia (Dushet'is Raioni)

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (7939)

On 11/15/2014 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38685) - you deserved it (2603)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29886) - you deserved it (12860)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36215) - you deserved it (5503)

On 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm - misc - by Not so much of a teachers pet - United States

Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36225) - you deserved it (3438)

On 10/16/2014 at 1:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML


I agree, your life sucks (38015) - you deserved it (3674)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (8103)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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