About silvercamaro : I enjoy piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. I play the guitar and sing. I'm in a band called Fixed fate, check us out on iTunes: https://itun.es/i6Bj8MX or youtube: WeAreFixedfate. I'm a pretty fun person though message me sometime.
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Today, my first day on the job, I locked up the office after everyone left and set the alarm. An hour later, my new boss angrily emailed me that I locked him inside the building, setting off the alarm and prompting the entire police department to show up. FML
by mrsimintrouble / 07/29/2016 at 2:01am / United States (California) / Work
by reallyson? / 01/12/2015 at 12:28am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML
by Anonymous / 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by janegeorge / 01/11/2015 at 7:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by woofwoof / 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm / Turkey (Izmir) / Animals
Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML
by Anonymous / 12/17/2014 at 3:09pm / United States / Health
Today, after finally finishing a huge internal rebranding project at work, which I've poured blood, sweat and tears into over the last 12 months, I found out we're being acquired by another company and that our new brand will no longer exist. FML
by Anonymous / 12/17/2014 at 8:43am / Germany (Bayern) / Work
by dawg / 12/14/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by duncan74 / 12/09/2014 at 10:23pm / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Animals
by graciegold95 / 12/06/2014 at 11:10am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML
by yourewelcome / 12/04/2014 at 9:04pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by shugette212 / 12/04/2014 at 8:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by braceforcarnage / 12/02/2014 at 10:42am / United States / Love
by foreveralone / 12/01/2014 at 9:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
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