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  • Number of visits : 1918
  • Number of comments : 191
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About sicksadworld1317 : Dominatrix, lover of Tanqueray and Cabernet, hater of Jersey Shore, and firm believer in the looming 2015 Zombie Apocalypse. Questions, comments, or concerns? Please direct them to Beiber Lovesbuttsecks at 6969 Drive, City of Upyourass, ZIP Code: 12345.

Hey, doesn't that Zip Code sound like a combination an idiot would have on his luggage?


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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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sicksadworld1317's favorite FMLs

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" / 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML

by patient_mom / 06/13/2015 at 9:27pm / Australia (Victoria) / Animals

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

by Eisenhorn / 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

by not a kiddy fiddler really / 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

by craZycatLady / 04/20/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

by gottaflossmoreoften / 04/13/2015 at 11:40am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Health

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

by farksh / 03/07/2015 at 7:14am / Australia / Animals

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML

by Josh / 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

by FreshDonuts / 02/28/2015 at 12:03am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

by con135 / 01/12/2015 at 8:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I dragged my grill outside in the freezing cold to cook a steak for New Year's day. I left my spatula in the garage, and I set the still-wrapped steak on the grill. I was only gone 45 seconds, but that was long enough for my cat to open the wrapper and run off with my steak in his jaws. FML

by TaddM21 / 01/01/2015 at 10:18pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals