By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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By Anonymous - 03/11/2013 21:32 - Cyprus - Nicosia
By NotGabe - 01/09/2013 14:25 - United States - Houston
NotGabe tells us more.
Busted
By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 05:06 - United States - El Paso
Thanks, I hate it!
By JacksWag4 - 16/08/2013 22:21 - United States - Romulus
OP here. Looks like I caused some confusion, so let me clear it up. In the US, the changeable tops of a bottle are called nipples. Basically, a female customer gave my **** a twist.